Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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So I got a cool story, breh.
My mom's in town so she and I go out to a late dinner tonight, and we're driving home, its like 11:30ish. And in the middle of this big arterial road walks this dog, no pedestrains around. So we pull over and I coax the dog onto a side street, my mom hurt her back, so its hard fpr her to get in and out of the car so she chills, while i corral the dog. Its not wearing a collar, and its not agressive, but it gives me a little growl when i try to grab it, so i just sort of get it off the street. There's only one house with all the lights on that I can see a TV on in, this is a really nice neighborhood, so I go ring the doorbell. Some lady peeks through the blinds, sees me, and I hear the deadbolt turn nd she yells through the window "what do you want" obviously scared to death, I guess I looked scary to her. I say 'theres a lost dog out here, with no collar do you know who's it is' and she looks at me like I'm about to kick down her door and rape and murder her. Its at that point that I realize that I must sound like the biggest scammer ever, standing on the porch of her million dollar house asking about a dog she cant see, wearing a dre dog shirt, dickies shorts, and a raiders beenie. And she dissapears. I'm like fuck, I know she's calling the cops and she saw the car I was in, I better call them first, so I call up SPD and sit there waiting for them to show up to grab this dog. They were there in a fucking flash, so I'm pretty sure she called 911, cuz i called the non emergency #. All I could think of was that there was a slim but real possiblility I had warrents, and how little I wanted to go to jail in front of my mom. Cops show up, I flag down the car, walk up, introduce myself by my first name, say I called about the dog, pointed the dog out, told them I'd knocked on a door, but the lady seemed scared by me and so I didn't want to knock on other doors, they said OK, didn't even ask my last name, and said thank you, and I bounced.
Cool dog story, breh.
My mom's in town so she and I go out to a late dinner tonight, and we're driving home, its like 11:30ish. And in the middle of this big arterial road walks this dog, no pedestrains around. So we pull over and I coax the dog onto a side street, my mom hurt her back, so its hard fpr her to get in and out of the car so she chills, while i corral the dog. Its not wearing a collar, and its not agressive, but it gives me a little growl when i try to grab it, so i just sort of get it off the street. There's only one house with all the lights on that I can see a TV on in, this is a really nice neighborhood, so I go ring the doorbell. Some lady peeks through the blinds, sees me, and I hear the deadbolt turn nd she yells through the window "what do you want" obviously scared to death, I guess I looked scary to her. I say 'theres a lost dog out here, with no collar do you know who's it is' and she looks at me like I'm about to kick down her door and rape and murder her. Its at that point that I realize that I must sound like the biggest scammer ever, standing on the porch of her million dollar house asking about a dog she cant see, wearing a dre dog shirt, dickies shorts, and a raiders beenie. And she dissapears. I'm like fuck, I know she's calling the cops and she saw the car I was in, I better call them first, so I call up SPD and sit there waiting for them to show up to grab this dog. They were there in a fucking flash, so I'm pretty sure she called 911, cuz i called the non emergency #. All I could think of was that there was a slim but real possiblility I had warrents, and how little I wanted to go to jail in front of my mom. Cops show up, I flag down the car, walk up, introduce myself by my first name, say I called about the dog, pointed the dog out, told them I'd knocked on a door, but the lady seemed scared by me and so I didn't want to knock on other doors, they said OK, didn't even ask my last name, and said thank you, and I bounced.
Cool dog story, breh.
Yeah, there's a guy on ebay that prints up album covers on shirts, and he had a few old school bay ones. I actually requested a couple and he printed em up for me, that's the guy I think will make the FTBQ shirts with the graphic
@S.SAVAGE
was using as an avatar before the current one. Who made that, by the way?
Also, do you guys want shirts or not? I should be able to get them printed and shipped out to people for about 20$ a piece. I'm tempted just to go ahead and get 10 printed up, they;re gildan brand and I can get em up to 5xl. Quote me and say your size if you have any interest, so I can get an estimate. No commitment or anything, and if you're broke but a breh, I'll slide it to you for free. Also, whoever made that graphic gets his for free.
@S.SAVAGE
was using as an avatar before the current one. Who made that, by the way? Also, do you guys want shirts or not? I should be able to get them printed and shipped out to people for about 20$ a piece. I'm tempted just to go ahead and get 10 printed up, they;re gildan brand and I can get em up to 5xl. Quote me and say your size if you have any interest, so I can get an estimate. No commitment or anything, and if you're broke but a breh, I'll slide it to you for free. Also, whoever made that graphic gets his for free.
