Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

how old is you bruh

I am 28 years old.

 

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<insert country name here> is great, we just say fuck <insert country name here> because it's fun

it's like an older brother fucking with his younger brother

 

[infinity]

I will be 28 in 10 days. Congrats brotha

 

[jake921660]

 

[infinity]

 

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jack lost his virginity to a male kangaroo

 

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his girlfriend was pregnant, but a dingo ate his baby

 

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he once tried to make love, but it was like throwing a shrimp on the Barbie

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Jake be like
this is a knoife

 

[jake921660]

lol

 

[gimmefreemusic]

I like murica a lot but feel same way about not being able to live there like you feel here.

Mine isn't because of taco trucks but because of super strict laws (I guess it is relative to the state you're in but regardless).

Up here you get slaps on the wrist even repeat offenders, no three strike laws. Only things that is gone hard against is gangsters and guns.

 

[jake921660]

how did canada go at the world cup?

 

[jake921660]

how did canada go at the world series?

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Do you mean to say do and not go?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I like murica a lot but feel same way about not being able to live there like you feel here.

Mine isn't because of taco trucks but because of super strict laws (I guess it is relative to the state you're in but regardless).

Up here you get slaps on the wrist even repeat offenders, no three strike laws. Only things that is gone hard against is gangsters and guns.

So you're saying that you're a badass hardcore criminal that refuses to abide by americas rules ?

 

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jack once tried to wrestle a crocodile into submission, but Bindy Irwin kept calling him daddy until he finished

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Precisely.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

I would like to announce that today is National Fried Chicken Day. I encourage all the brehs to celebrate. Please enjoy and indulge in some juicy chicken, fried to a golden brown.

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Damn 2 days early and i could have shared a bday with fried chicken.

 

[infinity]

I once tried to visit Australia, but they didn't let me in because my dad is not a rapist/murderer