Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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One time I went snowboarding with an ex-girlfriends family.
We were gone all day and got back real late at night. I went to use the bathroom before I went home, since I hadn't gone all day on the mountain.
The "main" bathroom was in use, so I was offered use her parents bedrooms bathroom. I fuckin destroyed it, probably the most shit in one sitting of my whole life, followed by pure evil. Probably 15 minutes of solid work put it in.
Comes time to flush, and nothing goes down, and the water starts coming up. You know that "almost heart attack" feeling when the water rises, reaches the top of the bowl, then relief as it all goes back down? It didn't go back down, the water came up and up, and over flowed my shit into their bedroom bathroom, out the door into their bedroom.
So there I am, cleaning up my shit at 2am while these people are trying to go to bed.
cool story, bro.
We were gone all day and got back real late at night. I went to use the bathroom before I went home, since I hadn't gone all day on the mountain.
The "main" bathroom was in use, so I was offered use her parents bedrooms bathroom. I fuckin destroyed it, probably the most shit in one sitting of my whole life, followed by pure evil. Probably 15 minutes of solid work put it in.
Comes time to flush, and nothing goes down, and the water starts coming up. You know that "almost heart attack" feeling when the water rises, reaches the top of the bowl, then relief as it all goes back down? It didn't go back down, the water came up and up, and over flowed my shit into their bedroom bathroom, out the door into their bedroom.
So there I am, cleaning up my shit at 2am while these people are trying to go to bed.
cool story, bro.
It took like 30 minutes to get everything cleaned up, after about 15-20 minutes of me doing my business.
It started with them knocking on the door asking if everything was ok, then got less polite, basically just saying hurry up. Then they stopped knocking and got their daughter to come in and see what the issue was.
At that point I had used all their bath towels and stuff to clean up most of the water, and had picked up most of my shit. I just told her to go find a mop and a trash bag to put the toilet towels into.
By the time I finished cleaning they were in the kitchen and I just walked passed them with my head down, didn't say a word and went home.
It actually never got brought up again.
It started with them knocking on the door asking if everything was ok, then got less polite, basically just saying hurry up. Then they stopped knocking and got their daughter to come in and see what the issue was.
At that point I had used all their bath towels and stuff to clean up most of the water, and had picked up most of my shit. I just told her to go find a mop and a trash bag to put the toilet towels into.
By the time I finished cleaning they were in the kitchen and I just walked passed them with my head down, didn't say a word and went home.
It actually never got brought up again.
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Brehs I have eight 16oz High Lifes, a 750ml bottle of Brother Thelonious, and a 22oz of Hop Stoopid waiting for me when I get home from work tonight. Going to eat a medicated ginger snap cookie (shout out to
@Ne Obliviscaris
) and smoke some reefers too. I am much excite.
@Ne Obliviscaris
) and smoke some reefers too. I am much excite.
