Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[EVERgREENRIDER]

The Rock fucked up taking Hercules. He should of took Conan when he had the chance.

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Well I'm a security guard technically but my site for awhile is luxury condos in bellevue. I'm basically a concierge / desk person more than a security guard

Im talking more of the fact you had one thing to do tonight and you managed to fuck that up lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Im talking more of the fact you had one thing to do tonight and you managed to fuck that up lol

Lol. Well I've been helping people who forgot their access cards, denied access to this guy someone didnt want let in, delivered some newspapers, made sure certain doors were locked. But yeah pretty much

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Plus you can't reserve cabs too early or they always fuck it up. Which is why he wanted me to call at like 6ish to be sure

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

LOL. giving an itinerary of the night an shit. Whats the most cray cray thing to happen on your shift?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

LOL. giving an itinerary of the night an shit. Whats the most cray cray thing to happen on your shift?

Probably police showing up outta nowhere, ramming a door down then carrying some guy out handcuffed hands and feet while he was still trying to fight lol

It was a domestic violence thing.

Or one time a tow truck tailgated into the secured garage, he was trying to repossess a car probably. Well he was leaving and got stuck at the gate and he just rammed through it, took the gate out and took off.

I dunno bellevue is pretty uneventful I like it

 

[BUTCHER 206]

It beats pioneer square seattle dealing with drunks and crackheads and homeless mental patients all day lol

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Fuck off butcher

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Here comes the maple queef lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Top o' the mornin to ya mate

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Damn I bought a 5lb bag of fries the other day... already sick of them and have like 4lbs left.

What should I get to go with these wings I'm going to make?

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Sandwich and chips

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

But for serious salad goes well with chicken

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Sandwich and chips

Fries are chips in other countries lol

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Or you can just put sand on it

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Damn kids and their sinful lingo

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Yea well we're in America

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Yea well we're in America

Salad it is. Ill pick up a premade chicken caeser salad to go with all those chicken wings

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Damn kids and their sinful lingo

Danzigs guide to social media?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Danzigs guide to social media?

I dunno i saw it on reddit and thought it was funny and stole it and put it here