Choosing a Stall/ Urinal Right Next to Someone When There Were Others Available. Self Mirror Pics. Cuddling. Do not update your status on Siccness or any other social media site to “gettin’ swole at the gym.” On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. If a breh buys you shot you must drink it. Having the auto parts store put your windshield wiper on for you. Wearing an "in style" haircut. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary. Getting butt hurt or defensive about man card revocation lists.