What are your top 10 reasons to have your MAN CARD revoked ?!

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May 7, 2013
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about a month ago I got searched by undercover cops because I was loitering near the liquor store and I had my folding knife with a 4 inch blade concealed in my pocket and I didn't have to explain my rights to the cop, he just gave my knife back and I went on with my day because I didn't break any laws.
Was this the same liquor store around the corner from T @Ticktock ?
 
Dec 11, 2006
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If you can't think of 10 reasons then what reasons in general would you revoke somebodies man card?

my top 10 in no particular order:

1. You prefer lite beer instead of regular beer.

2. You don't own any tools.

3. You wear skinny jeans.

4. You hate guns and weapons.

5. You drive a Toyota Prius, mini van OR A MINI COOPER

6. You don't carry a knife, or you don't own at least 1 pocket knife.

7. You wear flip flops or sandals in public.

8. When it's raining you use an umbrella and you often complain about the weather.

9. You don't take care of your lawn.

10. Your pants are hanging down with your underwear exposed while wearing a extra smedium t-shirt or v-neck.
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Feb 10, 2009
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Butch barfs after 2 lite beers.

Butch drinks his lite beer with a straw and a lemon slice on top.

Butch drives a drop top VW Beetle with a flower in the dash board.

Butch quits the blunt after 1 hit.

Butch has 911 on speed dial in his smart phone.

Butch is the leader of his local neighborhood watch group.