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drunkaholic707

drunkaholic707

FUCK LA
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FUCK YOU
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Nuttkase said:
Mine was off my record in 3 but only because I used my deferral on it. Oddly enough I almost used it on my first MIP when I had just turned 18 but my public defender advised me to "save it for something bigger just in case" Dude must have known I was heading down that road or something lol.
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yeah it used to be 7 years but they passed a law to make it 10 like a year ago which is gay as fuck cause i would have finally have it gone this year
 
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Nuttkase

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
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Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
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That TheJudge dude posting this Jacka song in that thread



Just reminded me how weird it is that the chorus on the song is a play on 2:32 - 3:00ish mark of this



I remember the first time I head Million Miles I was like "Hey... wait a second" Kinda funny thinking the Jacka has listened to ATDI but One Armed Scissor was on MTV quite a bit when it dropped so I'm guessing that's where he heard it.
 
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Defy

Defy

Cannabis Connoisseur
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Rich City
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some people are just stupid sober and I drive better than them drunk.


I've got a dui before and for a really long time I wouldn't drive even after one drink....then I realized that was stupid as fuck so now I don't care as much.....but as far as drunk driving goes I guess I only drive buzzed.

I posted that story about getting pulled over in the new years thread, let me see if I can find it
 
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DubbC415

DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
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Tomato Alley
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just scored the best deal for concert tickets of my life. Instead of $35 a ticket for Tech N9ne/Krizz Kaliko/Freddie Gibbs/Jarren Benton, I used this dope ass site that had them for half off, and used a should-have-been-expired discount code, so that they came to be $14 a piece. so fucking stoked. I would have paid the $35 too.
 
Defy

Defy

Cannabis Connoisseur
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I found the post

Happy New Years and FUCK THAT FUCKIN FAGGOT ASS FAGGOT ON A BIKE IN SF THAT ALMOST GOT ME ARRESTED!


So I'm driving around SF leaving the mission looking for an afterspot and there's a bit of traffic and honking in the right lane.....turns out it was some guy on a bicycle riding in the middle of the lane going slow as fuck not allowing cars to get by him in the lane....as Im passing in the right lane my passenger says out the window "Breh watch out, you're gonna get hit riding like that"....I end up in front of him and stop at a red light, so the faggot ass faggot gets in front of me and starts going hella slow....I'm honking and shit and he still won't move even though there's plenty of lane space if he was to ride next to the parked cars like a normal human being on a bike....so I get around him again and as I'm about to stop at another red light I move closer to the parked cars so he can't pass.....the guy starts to go around so I move a little to the right so he can't pass again, he then goes around the right lane in the oncoming traffic's lane and see's a cop about to make a turn.....the faggot ass faggot flags him down and starts pointing at my car.....light turns green, cop immediately turns on lights and cuts everybody off to pull me over.

I'm fucked. I got a suspended license, I'm drunk and have already had a dui, car smells like hella weed, there's a fifth of ciroc that I drank half of somewhere in the back seat and probably visible to the cops and my passenger is on 4-way felony search & curfew.

the cop asks for my license, I give him my ID, he asks for my passengers license and he gives the cop something with his generic ass name on it so the probation won't come up. the cop comes back and says I smell like alcohol and that the guy on the bike said I tried to kill him with my car....he asks me if I want my car towed ("Aww, please don't tow my car!), where I'm going (home!), and tells me if any other cop pulls me over I'm gonna fail the sobriety test. He hands me back he cards, says he didn't really believe the guy on the bike and tells us happy new year.


Shit, not getting arrested made my new year a happy one!
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