The Come Up thread
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i once cashed my check at chavez, bitch must of been having a bad day cuz she gave me my check back to sign but i was loaded so i just put it in my pocket. she gave me cash and i left and got in the car and realized i had my check and money,
counted the money and she gave me an extra 400 bucks than what my check was worth. next day went to deposit my check in the bank and went through good. got about 1500 more than i should have for my check.
bought a watch for 200 bucks with some of the cash and lost it though the first night i wore it during a fight shit broke off. karma bit me in the ass hard
counted the money and she gave me an extra 400 bucks than what my check was worth. next day went to deposit my check in the bank and went through good. got about 1500 more than i should have for my check.
bought a watch for 200 bucks with some of the cash and lost it though the first night i wore it during a fight shit broke off. karma bit me in the ass hard
One time I was working retail and was cleaning up and arranging furniture. I was moving some chairs and I see a white envelope on the floor. So I pick it up and see a wad of shiny bills inside and I quickly put it in my pocket. I go to the side where no one is around and open the envelope and find 140 in British pound bills inside(7 x 20 pound bills total) . I knew British pounds were worth more than dollars so I was exited to exchange them into dollars.
So many different schemes and come ups throughout my years I will tell one that comes up off the top of my head...
I was working retail at the time (Sears) and they marked down hella video games to like 5 bucks .. I looked online and walmart was selling these games for 30-50 each... I swooped like 8 games. Went on break to walmart and returned 4 of them right there and got around 150 store credit. Got off work, went to another walmart with a friend had him use his ID to return 4 more for another 150ish store credit. Spent like 40-50 at Sears (and got employee discount haha) and came up on around 300 store credit at Walmart...
I was working retail at the time (Sears) and they marked down hella video games to like 5 bucks .. I looked online and walmart was selling these games for 30-50 each... I swooped like 8 games. Went on break to walmart and returned 4 of them right there and got around 150 store credit. Got off work, went to another walmart with a friend had him use his ID to return 4 more for another 150ish store credit. Spent like 40-50 at Sears (and got employee discount haha) and came up on around 300 store credit at Walmart...
some of my best come ups:
working at Safeway, I was stacking some black baskets one time and a wad of 20's fell out. I looked around, all suspicious of being set up, but no one was around. Pocketed that shit with the quickness. Turned out to be $300, like fresh from the ATM. copped a half zip of purp, a bottle of don julio, and some beer, and had like a third of it left over.
I also used to count cash for Safeway. part of that job was to print out reports from the Scratcher machine at the end of the day, and by that time the machine was a mess. Hella used scratchers, old lotto tickets, those forms people fill out to get their tickets, etc. Well I'm picking up the garbage and realize someone left a new scratcher in the machine; some people would drop like a $20 or a $50 and buy many at a time, and I guess someone missed it.
I scratched that shit and it was $200. That was another good ass weekend. Not that that person that lost it knew, but fuck, would they have been angry.
Perhaps the best come-up ever-I bought a perfectly clean 2000 Subaru Outback with low mileage and loved the shit out of that car, it was my first car and was a steal. I paid 2 grand for it. 6 months into driving it, someone cut me off in GG Park, in the rain, and tapped my ride on the front right side. I tried to avoid being completely hit, and it was enough to fishtail, hit a 90 degree angle, and slam headon into the median wall thing. That car took off hella fast too.
First and only accident I've ever been in, and because there were witnesses, someone got the plate of the other car, and they were ruled at fault.
Now the come-up: After assessing the car as totaled, insurance "cashed me out" 7 muthafucking grand for that car.
working at Safeway, I was stacking some black baskets one time and a wad of 20's fell out. I looked around, all suspicious of being set up, but no one was around. Pocketed that shit with the quickness. Turned out to be $300, like fresh from the ATM. copped a half zip of purp, a bottle of don julio, and some beer, and had like a third of it left over.
I also used to count cash for Safeway. part of that job was to print out reports from the Scratcher machine at the end of the day, and by that time the machine was a mess. Hella used scratchers, old lotto tickets, those forms people fill out to get their tickets, etc. Well I'm picking up the garbage and realize someone left a new scratcher in the machine; some people would drop like a $20 or a $50 and buy many at a time, and I guess someone missed it.
I scratched that shit and it was $200. That was another good ass weekend. Not that that person that lost it knew, but fuck, would they have been angry.
Perhaps the best come-up ever-I bought a perfectly clean 2000 Subaru Outback with low mileage and loved the shit out of that car, it was my first car and was a steal. I paid 2 grand for it. 6 months into driving it, someone cut me off in GG Park, in the rain, and tapped my ride on the front right side. I tried to avoid being completely hit, and it was enough to fishtail, hit a 90 degree angle, and slam headon into the median wall thing. That car took off hella fast too.
First and only accident I've ever been in, and because there were witnesses, someone got the plate of the other car, and they were ruled at fault.
Now the come-up: After assessing the car as totaled, insurance "cashed me out" 7 muthafucking grand for that car.
