The Come Up thread
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me and my wife dropped into a panda express for an afternoon meal and the shit comes out to like 18 bucks. i hand the cashier a dubb and the broad hands me 82 bucks...
i grab my wife by the arm and make her leave wit me... we jump in the whip and shes trippin like
if she did something wrong or were there rivals posing a threat...
i show her the cash with my reciept and she was like fuck yeah!
(she knew i only had a dubb left cuz we just hit the shop and i let her know i would save a dubb for some grub)
then.... more recently at chili's we were having some happy hour drinks & apps...
i pay dude with a fifty and along with my change is my payment under the reciept...
if your gonna rob em, rob em, so i took my 50 along with my change (his tip)..
trust me as a fat alcoholic theres nothing better than getting paid to eat and drink!
i grab my wife by the arm and make her leave wit me... we jump in the whip and shes trippin like
if she did something wrong or were there rivals posing a threat...
i show her the cash with my reciept and she was like fuck yeah!
(she knew i only had a dubb left cuz we just hit the shop and i let her know i would save a dubb for some grub)
then.... more recently at chili's we were having some happy hour drinks & apps...
i pay dude with a fifty and along with my change is my payment under the reciept...
if your gonna rob em, rob em, so i took my 50 along with my change (his tip)..
trust me as a fat alcoholic theres nothing better than getting paid to eat and drink!
on the ATM tip i remember once me and DJ Synical (who used to post here, shout out to my nigga man get well we waitin on you out here bro) pulled up to an ATM in downtown san diego and hopped out. this white chick was at the atm. we walked up behind her but kept our distanc eyou know, atleast 10-15 feet. well she got spooked and took off , left her money in the ATM, left her card in the ATM, shit is literally making that "DING...DING...DING.." noise...were like the fuck? look around to see if it was a setup and then take the 200 dollars she took out, went back to another transaction (this was back when you didnt have to put in your pin again) and took out the maximum amount. that was a nice come up but to this day i dont get what was wrong w that bitch to take off like that were black and may be a small bit intimidating but we aint monsters or no shit, its not like that.
found a half zip behind a trash can in fillmore guessin a d boy got arrested and had his stash behind a trash can.... found another good 7-9 grams or so of purple walkin home one day smoked it all in one sitting.
one day i was at the trolley in SD and i was walking down some stairs, saw a baggy rolled up, snatched it up quietly threw it in my pants..looked at it when i got on the bus and i didnt really know what it was at the time? had to wait till i got home to really give it some look and it was about a quarter OZ of crystal meth...at the time i didnt know how much that shit went for i remember i pulled a paid in full rookie move and gave it to a fiend extremely fucking cheap..like 125 or some shit i knew nothing about crystal at the time...still really aint into selling it thats the one drug i refuse to fuck with...sold it so cheap dude was on my line for about a whole month before i went off on him about it
a few months ago i found more crystal and threw it away, i dont know tweekers but i prolly hsoulda kept it cuz i ran across tweekers since then i coulda sold it to.
but like i said my life is a extended come up, nothin new.
im a firm believer of not passing up opportunities presented to you as means to get ahead, so to be honest without alot of these come ups i dont know how i would have survived as ive hustled/pull licks to eat a good amount of my late adult life, literally hundreds maybe thousands of little things like the above ive had happen and i capitalize purposely.. not to try to sound cool or street but it is what it is so if youre slipping im on it...but i dont do that shit with business im a 100% straight business man and dont believe in coming up on people and most ppl on siccness who know me through business can attest to that
found a half zip behind a trash can in fillmore guessin a d boy got arrested and had his stash behind a trash can.... found another good 7-9 grams or so of purple walkin home one day smoked it all in one sitting.
one day i was at the trolley in SD and i was walking down some stairs, saw a baggy rolled up, snatched it up quietly threw it in my pants..looked at it when i got on the bus and i didnt really know what it was at the time? had to wait till i got home to really give it some look and it was about a quarter OZ of crystal meth...at the time i didnt know how much that shit went for i remember i pulled a paid in full rookie move and gave it to a fiend extremely fucking cheap..like 125 or some shit i knew nothing about crystal at the time...still really aint into selling it thats the one drug i refuse to fuck with...sold it so cheap dude was on my line for about a whole month before i went off on him about it
a few months ago i found more crystal and threw it away, i dont know tweekers but i prolly hsoulda kept it cuz i ran across tweekers since then i coulda sold it to.
but like i said my life is a extended come up, nothin new.
im a firm believer of not passing up opportunities presented to you as means to get ahead, so to be honest without alot of these come ups i dont know how i would have survived as ive hustled/pull licks to eat a good amount of my late adult life, literally hundreds maybe thousands of little things like the above ive had happen and i capitalize purposely.. not to try to sound cool or street but it is what it is so if youre slipping im on it...but i dont do that shit with business im a 100% straight business man and dont believe in coming up on people and most ppl on siccness who know me through business can attest to that
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when i worked at virgin megastore in SF as a plainclothed cash vault personnel, cashiers had to count their tills at the end of the day and subtract the earnings from the till that they start with (like 300-600 dollars or something in 20s,tens,5s,1s,quarters dimes nickles and pennies) based on the amount their till showed at the end of the day. youre like whatever that amount is, over. i dont know why i didnt worry about snitches back then as much as i would now, but at the time i let every cashier know, if you step into the office and im the only one there with you, you count your shit, double count it, maybe triple count it if youre not sure, and youre over by 10 dollars or more and havent relieved your cashiers till of that amount yourself (what i mean is, put that shit in your fucking pocket, its an overage, and no large corporation deserves extra money, we had 600,000 in that room at all times) then ima relieve you of that shit myself, count it and its gonna be perfect cuz im not writing any bullshit up for 10-20 bucks over, and ill go buy some weed or some shit with it. well this happened pretty often. so id just take the cash myself. about 6-8 months later i got investigated for stealing money, but they were talking about something else. this whole debacle ended in me walking out, and the moment i walked out a cashiers till was jacked for about 2400.00. and this was the one section in virgin with no cameras at the cashiers. everyone thought i had jacked the money and was trippin when i came in two weeks later or so for my last check. well had i took it i wouldnt have came to get my check i woulda said mail it. whoever came up that day prett ymuch came up more than me my entire job there. well maybe, cuz i jacked virgin for hella shit. taking CD's and box sets was a normal day there.
when i worked at virgin megastore in SF as a plainclothed cash vault personnel, cashiers had to count their tills at the end of the day and subtract the earnings from the till that they start with (like 300-600 dollars or something in 20s,tens,5s,1s,quarters dimes nickles and pennies) based on the amount their till showed at the end of the day. youre like whatever that amount is, over. i dont know why i didnt worry about snitches back then as much as i would now, but at the time i let every cashier know, if you step into the office and im the only one there with you, you count your shit, double count it, maybe triple count it if youre not sure, and youre over by 10 dollars or more and havent relieved your cashiers till of that amount yourself (what i mean is, put that shit in your fucking pocket, its an overage, and no large corporation deserves extra money, we had 600,000 in that room at all times) then ima relieve you of that shit myself, count it and its gonna be perfect cuz im not writing any bullshit up for 10-20 bucks over, and ill go buy some weed or some shit with it. well this happened pretty often. so id just take the cash myself. about 6-8 months later i got investigated for stealing money, but they were talking about something else. this whole debacle ended in me walking out, and the moment i walked out a cashiers till was jacked for about 2400.00. and this was the one section in virgin with no cameras at the cashiers. everyone thought i had jacked the money and was trippin when i came in two weeks later or so for my last check. well had i took it i wouldnt have came to get my check i woulda said mail it. whoever came up that day prett ymuch came up more than me my entire job there. well maybe, cuz i jacked virgin for hella shit. taking CD's and box sets was a normal day there.
I used to come up like crazy at my first job at a grocery store. Taxes went way up on tobacco and damn near doubled on stuff if I remember right. They kept the cartons of cigarette's in the back in the electrical room unlocked, which was right by the ladder to the roof. I would take a bag full of cartons to the roof and drop them off towards the back of the store, then when it was closed we'd go pick them up and flip them at work for like $10 each which was way under cost obviously. Used to steal damn near everything from there.
We used to run this scam there too, the #1 register couldn't really be seen by any of the camera's and anyone who had a checker # could check people out on that register. One of us would go through the line and get a soda or something, hand them a $1 bill and get cashed back like $100+ and we'd split it. On the cameras, it just looked like we were getting proper change back and it couldn't be detected.
We used to run this scam there too, the #1 register couldn't really be seen by any of the camera's and anyone who had a checker # could check people out on that register. One of us would go through the line and get a soda or something, hand them a $1 bill and get cashed back like $100+ and we'd split it. On the cameras, it just looked like we were getting proper change back and it couldn't be detected.
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Mr G and Mr G