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Jan 5, 2006
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I love when that happens, one time I deposited $100, and right before I put the money into the ATM, the slot that opens for you to put the cash in...there was a $100 bill that someone had left because as you know.. ATM's only give back cash in $20's. Without a reaction I swooped on it, and still proceeded to deposit as if nothing happened.
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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#9
I withdrew 300$ from my bank account when i had 7 dollars in it






And then the bill collectors started blowing me up everyday.

But now my house phone is shut off so the joke is definitely on them
Until you have to pay like $1200 and you can no longer open a bank account lol
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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#12
In the fred meyer meat section the other day and there was a shit load of hamburger in the discount / about to go bad section. Usually the marked by date is real close but these still had three days on them. Paid about half price for a pack of ground beef then made like 20 delicious beef bean and cheese burritos.

Spent the money saved on crack cocaine
 

AlcoholicLoser

I drink a lot of beer
Jun 3, 2002
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Almost every time I go shopping at Wal-Mart, we usually have a decent amount of stuff in the cart so I always put the water/soda on the bottom and somehow the cashier never see's it. I have been doin this for a couple years even at different stores. I can't believe I have never tried this with beer yet
 

DuceTheTruth

No Flexxin No Fakin
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I once worked for an Auto parts delivery service and while on a delivery one day I pulled up to this one shop. Grabbed my parts that were to be delivered and proceeded to walk across the parking lot. Pretty much as soon as I started walking I seen what looked to be like a folded up paper bill about 5 feet in front of me...

I timed every step like I did in kickball back in the day before I kicked the ball, only except for kicking the ball I stepped on this bill...and when I bent down to pick it up in one swift motion I seen a real quick glimpse of a one and a zero.....and slid it into my pocket real quick

Went in the shop and did what I had to do the whole time wondering how much money did I just pick up. I didnt have to wait too long because once I got back to my truck I pulled that shit out my pocket, unfolded it and looked....I shit you not...ya boy had just picked up a crispy $100 bill!!!

Fuck yea!

the turn up was definately real that day.