I just went to QFC on a quick beer run before work so I don't have to deal with that shit tonight or tomorrow. I walk inside and right in front of me bent over tying their shoe is probably one of the top 10 bubble butts in spandex I've ever seen on a white girl. I'm just like "DAYUM" when all of a sudden she gets up, turns around and goes "Mom wait for me!" and is MAYBE 16 years old. I was waiting for Chris Hanson to come out of the beer isle like "Sir, can you please have a seat." Jesus christ lol.