Do you Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savoir?

[Gemini]

I believe and have faith for personal reasons that have happened in my life. I don't want get into detail in here, but I will say this, I have nothing against any religion, but I do hate Jehovah Witness' for knocking on my door early on Saturday mornings.

 

[DFDoom]

I believe and have faith for personal reasons that have happened in my life. I don't want get into detail in here, but I will say this, I have nothing against any religion, but I do hate Jehovah Witness' for knocking on my door early on Saturday mornings.

When I was in junior high,
my friends mom got naked,
wrapped one of their snakes around her body,
and answered the door that way
to freak out Jehovah Whiteness' that were on their doorstep.

 

[S.SAVAGE]

When I was in junior high,
my friends mom got naked,
wrapped one of their snakes around her body,
and answered the door that way
to freak out Jehovah Whiteness' that were on their doorstep.

Serpent areolas, breh.

 

[DFDoom]

They were (are) bikers.
The father was a tattoo artist and when were in high school,
my friend was apprenticing as a piercer...

I got my nipples pierced at their dining room table.

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Fun fact: Jesus was pierced... but not on his areolas, breh.

 

[Likwid]

Dad can you pass the salt, and some nipple clamps while you're at it.

 

[Likwid]

I don't know if nipple clamps are used during piercings btw

 

[S.SAVAGE]

They were (are) bikers.
The father was a tattoo artist and when were in high school,
my friend was apprenticing as a piercer...

I got my nipples pierced at their dining room table.

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Fun fact: Jesus was pierced... but not on his areolas, breh.

 

[ELPOLLITO]

no snitching?

 

[DFDoom]

Thou shalt not snitch on thine areolas, breh

 

[Nuttkase]

P.S.

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This. ^

Not that I agree with him necessarily in the way he directed it towards you but that's not the way he was using the actual, and not slang form, of the word simp.

Simp is short for a simpleton which in other words is a person lacking in common sense.

 

[DFDoom]

I get it.

 

[S.SAVAGE]

random question in the wrong thread but whatever happened to Baysick Brian's girliefriend with all datass?

i forget her name, but i was reminded in my head of booty pics & came here to ask.

 

[Nuttkase]

Last I heard she had cancer or something.

 

[DFDoom]

random question in the wrong thread but whatever happened to Baysick Brian's girliefriend with all datass?

i forget her name, but i was reminded in my head of booty pics & came here to ask.

Nina and he aren't together anymore,
and they are both dating other people.

He's with a down grade
and anyone that isn't Brian, is an upgrade.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

When I was in junior high,
my friends mom got naked,
wrapped one of their snakes around her body,
.

 

[S.SAVAGE]

Last I heard she had cancer or something.

ouch!

 

[DFDoom]

She went through chemo,
and has been cancer free since,
I believe.

 

[Mac Jesus]

P.S.

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This. ^

He said not Urban dictionary tho.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

 

[mrtonguetwista]