99% of ketchup has high fructose corn syrup as the first ingredient, even before tomoatoes. Unless your making homemade ketchup in your bathtub, im pretty sure its sweet.
I think old man status is starting to officially hit, I actually hurt my rib sneezing earlier. Was walking back from the mall and happened to take a drink, walk, and sneeze all at the same time and my rib corked. Now 4 hours later my rib is still all sore. lol damn