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Roz

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When I was kid I used to live in a small town (5000 people maybe), and me and couple friends would walk around shooting people with bb guns, and shooting out windows all the time.

We spent this one winter throwin' every glass bottle we could find into the city pool. I guess they got most of it cleaned up when summer hit, but missed some because this cat sliced his foot open on opening day.

I used to bully this kid bad in school. Throw him into lockers, call him names, make fun of him, ect. He ended up getting in trouble for something, and a teacher found a "hit-list" in his locker and my name was on it. He got expelled, but I still feel kinda bad for the way I treated him.

We used to get lit and drive around smashin' out car windows, back when I was younger. Just random cars, here and there.

Never liked to steal... my conscience always plays on me when it comes to that, but I have ran into a couple houses. Karma hit me for real on that... Actually 2 weeks after the last time I did it my house got robbed. I still think thieves and liars are the worst people.

There's more things but I probably shouldn't post them up. I don't feel good about any of the bad things I've done, but I like this thread. Some of those things you never really think about.
 
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This one broad had stole my partnas pager (Yes, PAGER, I'm old LOL). So like 4 homies go over to where she stays (we were teenagers so she still lived with her parents) One of the homies that went was actually lightweight fucking with her, but he knew the deal when we was going over there. So we get there, he automatically takes her in the room to go fuck, and we were supposed to be waiting in the front room. What REALLY happene tho was that son as she was in the room with the homie, the rest of us split up and search the house. We takin her moms jewlery, her brothers video games, any money we see, and anything of value that we could put in our khakis. It was a real nice house too. My boy (the one who had his pager stolen) was still hot that his shit was gone. This muthafucca get a paper plate, takes it in the bathroom, SHITS on it, comes out with the shit on the plate, put some of the shit in thier nice big ass fish tank aquarium, then takes the remainder of the shit left on the plate and went into the living room where ol girls mom had some nice ass furniture. He moves the pillows, smears shit all on the back of the pillows, and then puts them back nice and neat. Anyway the homie finished fucking, and we started to make our exit, while we were leaving we each picked up a bottle of wine that was on some wine rack her parents had, and as we left we threw each bottle in the air and they broke as they hit the floor while we walked out.. Had to be there, it was comedy
 

Arson

Long live the KING!!!!
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This one broad had stole my partnas pager (Yes, PAGER, I'm old LOL). So like 4 homies go over to where she stays (we were teenagers so she still lived with her parents) One of the homies that went was actually lightweight fucking with her, but he knew the deal when we was going over there. So we get there, he automatically takes her in the room to go fuck, and we were supposed to be waiting in the front room. What REALLY happene tho was that son as she was in the room with the homie, the rest of us split up and search the house. We takin her moms jewlery, her brothers video games, any money we see, and anything of value that we could put in our khakis. It was a real nice house too. My boy (the one who had his pager stolen) was still hot that his shit was gone. This muthafucca get a paper plate, takes it in the bathroom, SHITS on it, comes out with the shit on the plate, put some of the shit in thier nice big ass fish tank aquarium, then takes the remainder of the shit left on the plate and went into the living room where ol girls mom had some nice ass furniture. He moves the pillows, smears shit all on the back of the pillows, and then puts them back nice and neat. Anyway the homie finished fucking, and we started to make our exit, while we were leaving we each picked up a bottle of wine that was on some wine rack her parents had, and as we left we threw each bottle in the air and they broke as they hit the floor while we walked out.. Had to be there, it was comedy
Back in the day, me and my homie ran a train on a hitch hiker i picked up(she was like 20, fighting with her man, walking the streets), I saw her body language and pulled a big as uturn in my 89 caddy, swooped her, well we do what we do, and bitch starts talking like she never leaving, so we take her to safeway, and spring back to our car, thats parked far away in a empty lot, well we forgot we had all her shit, well we keep her phone, and little money, nothing to big, wel another bitch my homie gives a ride, steals that phone, so i confront her, while her and some friends are drinking under a overpass, im like "give me a few drinks, and ill call it cool" so says "fuck you", so I spit a fat loogie in her face, she throws a bottle at me(i ducked, it hit her friend, and broke his arm lol), so i kick her in the hip, and she rolls down a hill into a creek, her bf starts crying, so we pocket check him for some money, and weed, lol i always loved how one crazy ass stories could play into the next, and it keeps going on.
 

Cut-Throat

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we used to go out on trash night and take some bailing wire and tie it to cans directly across the street from each other and watch cars run into it and drag the cans down the street, then get out cussin and pickin up hella trash...
 
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Broke into my school and pissed on all the frozen french fries. the next day my entire lunchtable was just laughin our ass off while people were straight up eatin em.

also fucked my now ex girls twin sister just to say i fucked with twins ahaha. when she found out i made it out like she was to blame and she stayed with me lol. now that i think of it i fucked with ALL my GFs friends haha.

new some kid from my neighborhood was about to get jumped and didnt go for back up. didnt care for the kid at all so said fuck it and went to KFC instead. now i'm mad chill with the kid lol.
 

Rossibreath

triple og from the sbp
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Had a pretty good relationship with a chick for 5 years then i started fucking a bunch of chicks. I would fuck her then go over to my current hos house and fuck her and vice versa. Then I fucked my current hos sister. I was fucking another chick at the same time and I went outside a bar with her best friend and she sucked my dick then like an hour later I fucked her in my car. I fucked their other best friend in the alley of the bar and shes married. I'm a scumbag pervert haha.
 

Sacsick

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one time me and my cousin when in our homies house and jacked his moms purse (wasnt a homie like that so it was cool)
the funny part was when he came out jumping from the back fence when he tryed to go back
RIP he was the craziest from the block haha
and me and my old homie jose used to throw rocks at peoples windows like every night till one day somebody caught us haha
he was like hey you little bitches and we was in both sides of the window trying to hide
 
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found a purse on my old job. took it to the cut, snatched all the cash inside and left the purse in the cut. went back out and saw some chick crying her ass off. i felt sooo bad so i went and got the purse and left it where it would be easily spotted. i believe she got it back, but im still a mark for pocketing the cash which was about $100 bucks. ever since then, ive realized the importance of purses to women. for some reason seeing that girl cry like that has haunted me for life.
 

Ne Obliviscaris

RIP Cut-Throat and SoCo
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Me and my folks used to trash fast food restaurants. We used to throw pennies into the fries thang and then we would purposely eat sloppy, make ketchup bombs throw'em at windows and stomp on em. A few times we would spill sodas all over the place.