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Feb 23, 2005
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this happen to me new years day of this year. went out to a new years eve party with a female co worker of mine. we both ended up getting trashed, and i blacked out sometime after 1 at the bar. woke up in her bed at her pad with her ontop riding. one of the best ways to wake up in the morning with a major hangover. apparently we were fucking all night while i was blacked out, she just decided to wake my ass back up lol.

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Jun 5, 2004
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Yall are fuckin trippin... That bitch looks like a bigger boned, more masculine version of Dirty Shoezs' clone...

...if Dirty Shoez were a giant resident-evil-like sub-human food-chain-topping hybrid species alpha-male predator test subject, who had his dna spliced spliced with his handicapped girlfriend (refer to classic photoshops for details) and the result was <€>, or The Abomination Currently Known As Dirty Shoezs' clone...

...And she utilized her super-alien brain power and figured a way to summon the 48 seahorse dna stands inside her bile sac to trigger her hermaphrodite sex organs to reproduce an amazing 16 times, until the 17th was a miscarrige that never left her stomach, it just sat there and festered and made a sub-human version of Balut, which actually given the circumstances would be a 1-of-a-kind priceless delicacy in some parts of the world...

...And she came with a little bit of the unmistakeable stench of the first stages of a bedsore, coming from the broad and desolate area of her under-underflap in her nether-region, which niether she, nor her caretaker can get to with a washcloth....