IMHO they all are fighting for last
you couldnt pay me to listen to a slaughterhouse album.
joe budden tries so hard to be deep its excruciating to listen to
its like his mouth is trying to take a shit whilst constipated
joell ortiz gets thrown under the bus for making a retarded llama yelp as a catch phrase
royce ortiz got destroyed by mistah fab of all people and his reputation as a 'legendary mc' has gone to hell since that moment.
"bad vs evil' was a corny idea to me, but the white girl and the black girl on the cover was aiiight. he will always be eminems son.
crooked i is dope lyrically but is alot like canibus, his lyrical ability is no where equal to his ability to make good songs (i thought the song 'smuggling green' was hard on one of his mixtapes
basically to sum this all up
when crooked i is bad, hes really bad
he has one song that was so bad it tarnished my opinion of him forever. i cant specifically remember what crooked i did when drunk on youtube, but it was up there with ras kass threatening game on youtube.
joe budden i attempt to listen to because hes my boys favorite mc at the moment (i was personally given mood music 4 to get up on him, i have to be extremely drunk to put up with his voice) i think the problem with budden is ive seen so many jersey people clown the shit out of him on message boards its hard for me to take him seriously. the only reedeeming quality about buddens is he always finds a way to bone a chick people have posters of. so he moves up in the category.
joell ortiz looks like hes about to cry/is completely hungry to the point where he has a painful look on his face, like joell ortiz be in the corner lookin like he hates life. the only other person i can think of that does this is chad hugo from n.e.r.d. and like i said...yaowa
crooked i is dope lyrically. but when he gets drunk hes a cornball.
so thinking about this a little more
crooked i (getting drunk and being a cornball is the least issue)
joe budden (is tight if im on PCP)
royce (at one time had a few songs id slap)
ortiz (ignored)
**SECOND DRAFT**
joe buddens
crooked i (getting a mispelled tattoo = failure like 'whore' being wrote in japanese lettering on your lower back without knowing. based on failure at life he is knocked to second)
royce/ortiz???!?
***THIRD DRAFT****
royce (hes the most seasoned mc in the group. so what if fab bodied him in one of the worst upsets ive seen in battle history.)
crooked i , because he really thought signing to suge knight after tupac was assasinated was a great business move.
joe buddens, smashed somaya reece before she turned into a fat cow, and gloria velez, keeping spanish pussy on deck gets you a third place.
third draft i realized that mentioning ortiz is wasting my time. so he is not included. im going to put a random person whom i never listen to in the group instead. mickey factz. he has last. and ortiz floats as mysterious 5th member of the group