WHAT WEIRD/GROSS SEX STORYZ YOU GOT?
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Hahaha. kinda reminds me of the first time I experienced a female queef while we were fuckin. I don't know what it was but we both couldn't hold back the laughter for nothing.
Anyways heres one of my gross stories....
One time this girl was on top doin the damn thing, and all of a sudden I felt her gettin really wet, to were I was completely drenched. So I started to go through an ego trip, like 'damn who's the fuckin maayun!?' Thinking I made her cum like the niagras, all cheesin' & everything..
Then she got up & ran off to the bathroom real fast. So I'm laying there, trippin cause I thought she was enjoyin herself, when I started to smell something a bit too funky..... Come to find out, the girl pissed ALL over me. I felt violated as hell lol. I was kinda pissed at first but felt bad for'er & just jumped in the shower & later threw the sheets in the wash... lol
That ever happen to you?
Anyways heres one of my gross stories....
One time this girl was on top doin the damn thing, and all of a sudden I felt her gettin really wet, to were I was completely drenched. So I started to go through an ego trip, like 'damn who's the fuckin maayun!?' Thinking I made her cum like the niagras, all cheesin' & everything..
Then she got up & ran off to the bathroom real fast. So I'm laying there, trippin cause I thought she was enjoyin herself, when I started to smell something a bit too funky..... Come to find out, the girl pissed ALL over me. I felt violated as hell lol. I was kinda pissed at first but felt bad for'er & just jumped in the shower & later threw the sheets in the wash... lol
That ever happen to you?
man once i was gonna fuck my tutor (this nice VERY petite asian chick from berkeley) in college right. so i brought her to my dorm room and we got the kissin and i took off her shirt. she didn't have on a bra , probably cuz her titties was so small. but i looked at her titties right, they was small but her nipples was like an inch or more long and kinda hung down her titties was small, which i dont trip off of but her airiolas (or the circular area around the nipple if you dont know what it is) Was HELLA BIG and almost covered the whole tit. I was like "oh shit you know what i feel so cheap right now i cant go through wit this i'm sorry!" she started cryin got her shirt on and left. but to be real i fucked like 2 days later anyway.
The other day I was hittin my Girl doggie right & she Had to stop Cuz It was hurtin her or she was tired some shit whatever But... Just as she leaned foward and turned... BA-DOW I shot all over her arm and chest... pretty far too! She jumped back like Dam!! LOL, I couldnt help but to start laughing, So did she! Add it to the bloopers...
LMMFAO!!!!! LOL....HELL NAW JADE, I KNO U WAZ ROLLIN..I WOULDA BEEN TOO..HEHEHE.
WELL I GOT ONE, NOT REALLY A 'SEX' STORY, BUT ANYWAY..
LIKE A YEARA ND A HALF AGO I WAS CHOPPIN IT UP WIT DIZ GUY DAT LIKED ME..BUT HE WAS HELLA NERVOUS AROUDN EM AND SHIT, HE WAS ALWAYZ LIKE TWITCHIN AND SHY. ANYWAYZ.
I GUEZZ HE GETZ UP THA NERVE TO KIZZ ME, SO HE LEANZ IN, I CLOSE MY EYEZ AND..
HE LETS OUT THIS SMELLY AZZ BURP!! LOL..
WENT STRAIGHT UP MY NOSTRILZ, NATSY ASS STOMACH ACID SMELL AND SHIT, AT THAT MOMENT I SAID, I HAVE TA GO, AND RAN INSIDE THA HOUSE. LOL...KINDA MEAN..BUT..I WAZ CRACKING UP TOO.
HEHEHE, 1~
WELL I GOT ONE, NOT REALLY A 'SEX' STORY, BUT ANYWAY..
LIKE A YEARA ND A HALF AGO I WAS CHOPPIN IT UP WIT DIZ GUY DAT LIKED ME..BUT HE WAS HELLA NERVOUS AROUDN EM AND SHIT, HE WAS ALWAYZ LIKE TWITCHIN AND SHY. ANYWAYZ.
I GUEZZ HE GETZ UP THA NERVE TO KIZZ ME, SO HE LEANZ IN, I CLOSE MY EYEZ AND..
HE LETS OUT THIS SMELLY AZZ BURP!! LOL..
WENT STRAIGHT UP MY NOSTRILZ, NATSY ASS STOMACH ACID SMELL AND SHIT, AT THAT MOMENT I SAID, I HAVE TA GO, AND RAN INSIDE THA HOUSE. LOL...KINDA MEAN..BUT..I WAZ CRACKING UP TOO.
HEHEHE, 1~
what a way to lose your virginity
A few years ago I was fucking this tight looking Columbian broad. This honestly was the best looking broad I ever smashed on, and to tell you the truth, I still dont know how I did it. But anyway, after running game for a few weeks, I got her to come up to my house. One thing led to another and before you know it, I was easin up in the snatch. Well about 5 minutes into it Im banging the puss from the back and all of a sudden, on an outstroke, my dick pulls out a condom that was stuck up in her for who knows how long! I was tottally disgusted! It was all crinkled and decrepit looking...it instantly brought my libido down a few notches, which worked out coo cause I was able to last a lot longer than I would have. Dirty slut...still glad I got to fuck her though.
the EXACT same shit happened to me, and i'da tripped if it was some ho, but it was my girl at the time...i couldn't figure out what the fuck happened...all i knew was that i has a little yellow swimming pool in my belly button...lol...but thats when you know your beatin them guts, when she can't even control her bladder
