This ol funky bitch......Peep story!!!!

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What should I have done with the ho?

  • Asked her was she on her period from the start.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • When she said she was on her period,close up shop and make that bitch walk home

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Rape her (in the asshole)

    Votes: 4 40.0%

  • Just play in cool and wait until next time when she's off her period (She was fine and thick ass hel

    Votes: 6 60.0%
  • Total voters
    10
SPORADIC

SPORADIC

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#1
Oct 10, 2002
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Maaannnnnn,OK.I got this lil ho over at my crib and shit.I've been trying to get at her for a minute now.We kikkin it hard.We cracking jokes and shit.Smoke some green weed and sipping on some remy.......Ok,This bitch finally decide to laydown on the bed and even got under the covers....So I got under their with her...I pulled off my pants and shit befire I got in the bed..I'm going to work on the titties and my dikk was hard as hell cuz the ho had on some tight ass pants and looking good ass hell...Well,I'm on her going to work on the tittes and shit and when I finally get to the point of where I want to fukk her and tried to get her pants off...This ol funky bitch wanna run the 'I'm on my period' story...You know I'm blowed and shit so I didn't believe her...She even bargained to show me the tampon...I was sooooooo pissed cuz the fact that I spent money on the weed n drinks...So,a little time went pass and I tried running a game about me fukkin her in the ass....Yeah,you guesses it,She didnt like it that way...Well,I flamed up some more weed and finally got the bitch to sukk my dikk and whoaaaaaaa she was doing a hella job with that shit,but then she got to mouthing off about her jaws are getting tired and pressuring me to want her to stop...Well,I gave in and made the bitch stop and shit and drove her home and called it a night..but now that shit is erking the hell outta me....Waddaya guys think I shoulda done with that ho.......?
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

Sicc OG
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Jun 27, 2002
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MAN.....OK I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT FOR YOU!!!!!


right when she stopped suckin yo dick, you should have gotten up and told her "you understand and you would want to make her uncomfortable if her jaws hurt" and apologize for making her do it. Allow her some time to relax and talk about the benefits of being abstinent. Discuss the possiblilties of pregnancy with her and make sure you are both aware of the risks you take with sex.
Give her a ride home and let her know you are sensitive to her needs and feelings and understand why she would keep sucking your penis. Buy her some flowers the next day.





Then get her little sister over your house.....get her reaaaaaaaal drunk and shitfaced, hell give the bitch a couple of pills of Exstacy, Fuck her anyways you like....up the ass, coochie, head....cumm all over the bitches face or down her throat....then invite your friends over to do the same, Keep the little whore so drugged up she doesnt know whats going on ....take lots of Polaroids of her with dicks in her mouth and up the ass., make sure theres cum all over her face......Send these pics to the bitch and included a note saying "She's more fun anyway"
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

Sicc OG
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Jun 27, 2002
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or you just shoulda slipped her some XO's.....she woudl did anything you wanted......try givin her 3, maybe 4...mix them up with tha remy and make the bitch down it
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

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Jun 27, 2002
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I do not condone raping women............



But I do advise in malisciouslyand feloniously , through deceit or otherwise,forcefully penetrating the vagina , anus or other orifice of any female that comes over smokes ya weed , drinks ya drink, and then aint even gone give up no proppa head.....
 
Zer0.MediA

Zer0.MediA

Sicc OG
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Nov 14, 2002
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Here's the option I'd choose...

[x] You're a dirtbag and she's lucky she got out when she did.

Chalk that one up in the "other" column. You're lucky your right hand still dates you.
 
Zer0.MediA

Zer0.MediA

Sicc OG
#15
Nov 14, 2002
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You's a funky bitch

^^^^^^^^
Maybe if he weren't such a prick, she would have put out.

Let me tell you something kid... If you need to get her high and drunk to lay you, you're a fuckin' pussy who can't get any for free (probably because you're an asshole). Maybe you need to stop tryin' to be a "thug" and just fuckin' grow up already. Next time you see her maybe you should buy her some fuckin' flowers or a stuffed animal instead of a bag of weed.

I bet that girl never even had her period, man. You're nothin' but a sad kid with a porn mag and a dream... Learn how to treat a woman and you'll learn how to get 'em.

Verdict.
 
Zer0.MediA

Zer0.MediA

Sicc OG
#17
Nov 14, 2002
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Do you mean the wicked player who has never had to get a girl fucked up to get with her? Yeah, that's me. The same lesbian who's never been kicked out of his own bed by a wasted chick. I also happen to be the same feminist who's never heard the excuse "I have my period".

I hate to break it to you, but when a girl has her period, her sex drive flies through the roof, and she's extra sensitive to sexual contact. Also, intercourse relieves cramping associated with PMS. All in all man, you just got played. Some girl smoked off your ass, drank your shit, and peaced out...

Shit, if that's what it's like to be masculine, you can call me a lesbian all you want.
 
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