People Protesting the Movie 300.
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I grudgingly saw that movie with religious family members.
I'm not Catholic but it was close to purgatory.
I had intermittent bouts of sleep and hushed laughter.
What a boring fuckin movie. It was like Christian bloodspray porn.
I can see the directors now. "Oh, let's whip him again, this time make a sinew pop out! Quick, spray some blood on the camera! Gimme some liver blood, black blood next time! K, spray some blood on his face! Oh fuck he's talking to Simon Peter, GET THE BLOOD MACHINE OUT!"
I'm not Catholic but it was close to purgatory.
I had intermittent bouts of sleep and hushed laughter.
What a boring fuckin movie. It was like Christian bloodspray porn.
I can see the directors now. "Oh, let's whip him again, this time make a sinew pop out! Quick, spray some blood on the camera! Gimme some liver blood, black blood next time! K, spray some blood on his face! Oh fuck he's talking to Simon Peter, GET THE BLOOD MACHINE OUT!"
1. "Look at the way Christ suffered and died for you!"
Or the 30 billion people who have lived and died since then. How about I'll let all of them give a shit. How many people have died and no one gave a shit? How many people died old in a rocking chair watching the Price is Right, and their funeral was this big annoying thing that pissed everyone off because they had to take tme off and pay for a flight? How many people's relatives spend more time fighting over their share of the money pie than reminiscing or remembering that person?
2. "Look at the brutal way he was killed!"
There are for worse, and far more brutal deaths that occur for no reason whatsoever. The 7 year old who is kidnapped, raped, strangled, and fucked to death is less of a deal than Jesus who lived 33 years and died with a purpose?
The father who has done good by other people all his life and gets mugged and killed, fucking up countless peoples lives, that is a fucking tragedy.
If what the Bible says is true, if Jesus really lived, etc., should anyone get teary eyed over his death? People die WORSE deaths all the fucking time for NO reason, yet for some reason Jesus' death which supposedly saves us ALL from hell is this horrible sad thing.
It's fucking hilarious! God makes evil men, who sin. Then Jesus comes and dies for our sins! Well hey since Jesus is God, how about he makes us NOT sin. Or maybe he can go back in time and cancel making people who sin. Like "yo God, this ain't a good idea."
Like, if I taught a dog to shit on peoples shoes, should one of my family members cry their eyes out and watch a 2 hour movie about how I went to clean up the shit? No, they'd say "Hey, that's fucking stupid!".
3. The blood in that movie was gay and ridiculous.
They were trying to get a point across by spraying blood from his body like it came from a Heavenly Super Soaker. Apparently what we all never knew about Jesus was that his body contained expanding gel capsules of holy blood which, once released, explode into milk-jug sized blood spatters. Yes. That shit was funny.
You'd think from watching that movie Jesus would randomly spray blood on people just by bumping into them, stubbing his toe, papercuts, etc. I'm surprised they were interested in his teachings.
In addition, dont try to call it a savage ass whoopin like you hypin up the movie on some gangsta shit. Youre a beaner. You probly wear a little Jesus on your necklace. You watched that movie wit a new appreciation for how Jesus died for your sins, and maybe a tear or two.
I Highly doubt you were sitting there goin "Ya, whoop that nigga ass! this shit is tight!" You were sobbing with your mother, your aunt, your second cousin, and his uncle in the movie theatre. That's it.
Or the 30 billion people who have lived and died since then. How about I'll let all of them give a shit. How many people have died and no one gave a shit? How many people died old in a rocking chair watching the Price is Right, and their funeral was this big annoying thing that pissed everyone off because they had to take tme off and pay for a flight? How many people's relatives spend more time fighting over their share of the money pie than reminiscing or remembering that person?
2. "Look at the brutal way he was killed!"
There are for worse, and far more brutal deaths that occur for no reason whatsoever. The 7 year old who is kidnapped, raped, strangled, and fucked to death is less of a deal than Jesus who lived 33 years and died with a purpose?
The father who has done good by other people all his life and gets mugged and killed, fucking up countless peoples lives, that is a fucking tragedy.
If what the Bible says is true, if Jesus really lived, etc., should anyone get teary eyed over his death? People die WORSE deaths all the fucking time for NO reason, yet for some reason Jesus' death which supposedly saves us ALL from hell is this horrible sad thing.
It's fucking hilarious! God makes evil men, who sin. Then Jesus comes and dies for our sins! Well hey since Jesus is God, how about he makes us NOT sin. Or maybe he can go back in time and cancel making people who sin. Like "yo God, this ain't a good idea."
Like, if I taught a dog to shit on peoples shoes, should one of my family members cry their eyes out and watch a 2 hour movie about how I went to clean up the shit? No, they'd say "Hey, that's fucking stupid!".
3. The blood in that movie was gay and ridiculous.
They were trying to get a point across by spraying blood from his body like it came from a Heavenly Super Soaker. Apparently what we all never knew about Jesus was that his body contained expanding gel capsules of holy blood which, once released, explode into milk-jug sized blood spatters. Yes. That shit was funny.
You'd think from watching that movie Jesus would randomly spray blood on people just by bumping into them, stubbing his toe, papercuts, etc. I'm surprised they were interested in his teachings.
In addition, dont try to call it a savage ass whoopin like you hypin up the movie on some gangsta shit. Youre a beaner. You probly wear a little Jesus on your necklace. You watched that movie wit a new appreciation for how Jesus died for your sins, and maybe a tear or two.
I Highly doubt you were sitting there goin "Ya, whoop that nigga ass! this shit is tight!" You were sobbing with your mother, your aunt, your second cousin, and his uncle in the movie theatre. That's it.
1&2 i never seen those movies how can u compare a movie to everyday life fucked up shit like that u filthy bastard? and u act like becuz im mexican i m a bible reading jesus lover ha! what a douche bag ! never had i said anything on this site remotely close to those stereotypes of being a mexican. and call me beaner huh? well ok . ive heard better insults than that . what did race have to do with that shit anyway.. u just like talkin shit like a fuckin square ass punk on the net. bro get real u know u dont say close to anyhting like that with people in real life. so have your little fun here cuz it seems like u trying hard to be a tuff guy smart ass..and from reading your shit i figured u would think that shit was tight kool ass whoopin cuz u seem like a fuckin dipshit that would say that trying to be the tuff guy in your group of faggy friends
Listen, I'm sick of your bullshit mexican accent preaching. No eye em not eenterested in suspecting Jesus as my personal savior. I hate mexicans.
Listen you fuckin crop picking pesticide baby I dont want your tacos, your mole, or your minivan. Get the fuck out.
Think about Michael Jackson
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I TRIED TO MEET UP WIT YOUR SCARY ASS NOTHING!!! SO QUIT FRONTIN
Man just sometimes if I'm not drinking or doing meth I cant stand myself. I do self destrutov behavoirs and cant even cereously life my life in peace. Im thinking about stoppings.
Smart guy....look at you smart guy...Do some fucking algebra!
So what if I have gay friends? So what if I swing both ways?
Listen you fuckin crop picking pesticide baby I dont want your tacos, your mole, or your minivan. Get the fuck out.
Think about Michael Jackson
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I TRIED TO MEET UP WIT YOUR SCARY ASS NOTHING!!! SO QUIT FRONTIN
Man just sometimes if I'm not drinking or doing meth I cant stand myself. I do self destrutov behavoirs and cant even cereously life my life in peace. Im thinking about stoppings.
Smart guy....look at you smart guy...Do some fucking algebra!
So what if I have gay friends? So what if I swing both ways?
