How old were you when you first discovered masturbation? What were you jerkin it to?

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Apr 25, 2002
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I GMJO when I was probably 6 years old for the first time. I was jerkin' before I could nut, like a lot of you, and I remember it feeling even better back then before it shot off a load. I wish I could go back and feel it for the first time again, LMFAO......
 
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I REMEMBER SHOOTING BLANKS FOR A LONG TIME I'D SAY ABOUT 7 OR 8, I FORGOT WHAT I WAS WATCHING THOUGH.
DAMN NOW I GOTTA THINK ABOUT IT CUZ NOW THIS SHIT IS GOING TO BUG THE FUCK OUT OF ME WHAT WAS THAT MOVIE
 
May 3, 2002
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When I was 10, I was sitting in my room watching Married With Children when I popped a boner looking at Peggy's body. I start rubbing myself and before you know it, I have my penis in the palm of my hand as I move my hand up and down in a slow manner. About fifteen minutes later, I get this weird, but pleasurable feeling and notice that I leaked a transparent substance and I stopped since I was satisfied/scared.
I busted a bigger load (real nut) the following day watching the same T.V. show and got it all over my carpet, hand, blanket, and boxers.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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^^^^^ Hahahahaha...hair gel, lol. One time I remember using my dads aftershave lotion to jerk off...as soon as I applied to my dick that shit was on FIRE!!! My dick literally felt like it was burning up in flames...I went to school and all day my dick was smoldering...that is one of those things that will only happen once in your life...you'll never make a mistake like that one again
 
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Ok..I don't mean 2 go all into detail with shit.....but has anyone ever mixed shit 2 get a better jerk on....I was out of the reg shit..so I remember mixin shampoo with some body wash shit..it was 100 times better..but it had a side effect...4 some odd reason a hard shell like shit was one my dick..like a scab...It hurt like hell 2 take off..and it left little cuts...and burnt...trust me..I NEVER did that again...now if I run out of shit..I use my spit..lol
 
May 27, 2002
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MeloTrauma said:
^^^^^ Hahahahaha...hair gel, lol. One time I remember using my dads aftershave lotion to jerk off...as soon as I applied to my dick that shit was on FIRE!!! My dick literally felt like it was burning up in flames...I went to school and all day my dick was smoldering...that is one of those things that will only happen once in your life...you'll never make a mistake like that one again


ahahahahahahahahaha
 
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6 or 7 years old, I was watching TV in the living room of my Uncle's house, I got bored and decided to run around the house and play or some shit, anyway I stumbled onto a cabinet in the living room, it was half way opened so I took a peek, I saw a porno mag, reached in as best as I could, pulled it out, I didn't really understand what it was but I knew it was being hidden, so I ran to the bathroom and locked the door, instinct kicked in and I put my hands in my osh kosh begosh coveralls after that the rest is history...
 

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I've done it so many times, I can't remember when I started. I don't even remember a time when I didn't.
**goes to masturbate**
 

Tim

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MiZnKoNsPiQuOz said:
I WAS IN 7TH GRADE..MY HOMEGIRL TOLD ME ABOUT "FINGER BANGING"LOL..SO ME AND HER BOTH LAYED THERE AND TRIED IT.TOOK A WHILE TO GET IT DOWN RIGHT=0/~209~
Umm, I'm going to need you to be a little more descriptive. It's for ummmm.....research, yeah research.