How old were you when you first discovered masturbation? What were you jerkin it to?

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MeloTrauma

MeloTrauma

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I ask this cause me and the homies were talking about it over some beers (dont ask me why) and it turned out I was the youngest to ever wack it. I was in 5th grade and I rubbed my first one out to Betty Rubble while I was watching the Flintstones. Dont ask me how I knew what to do...I just remember poppin a boner when Betty Rubble was on and I just started strokin like sav !!! Its like nature took its course and shit, cause I didnt know what the hell I was doing. That wasnt the worst story though...one of the homies actually revealed to us that he first jerked off to a picture of his Mom in the 70s with a bathing suit on...grossout...truths get revealed when fools are drunk!
 
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6th grade, MTV Videos(when they actually showed a lot of actual videos), and those aerobic workout shows on like ESPN and shit, them hoes would just be bendin' over ass to tha camera

Tubesocks! LMAO!
 
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JaciPoo

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i usually find myself masterbating to this shit...
http://www.rydas.com/audio/fsr/understandmypain.mp3 Understand My Pain

http://www2.rapstation.com/audio/Fu...e-Get_Ready.mp3
Get Ready
damn .. buy the album.. hah ::sad face::
 
skitz

skitz

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I forgot...its been so long :cool: but I remember I waz watchin this movie with some FINEEEEEEEE ASSSSSSSS indian princess and BOOOOOM it popped up haha and you know what happend next :p my brother had hella nude mags so i just stole thos but mostly used my head for fantasy's
 
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T.A.GUERRERO

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when I did start masturbatin...(middle school)...I did'nt do it right...you know how it leaks alittle..I thought that was it...until I did'nt stop one day and it was the best feeling I ever felt..then nutted...its kinda funny..masturbation is kinda like drugs..I don't think i'll ever get the feeling I did like the first time I did it.
 
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^^^

HA HA...I thought the same thing. I was in 7th, maybe 8th grade. I thought the pre-cum was it, but I continued to play with it and I could feel it building up...it felt wierd, but damn good. Then all of a sudden....splooooge all over the place. Best feeling I ever had.....
 
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Kyle

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6th grade. i was watchin some martial arts movie and these 2 hot girls started takin off their clothes and touching eachother and shit, and i just did it - and after that i was like 'what the fuck just happened'. then in grade 9, i started to y'know literally bust and it freaked me out like 'what the fuck', cause one day it didn't happen and the next day it did.
 
MeloTrauma

MeloTrauma

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Kyle said:
i started to y'know literally bust and it freaked me out like 'what the fuck', cause one day it didn't happen and the next day it did.
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I feel you on that shit... I had been jerkin since the 5th grade but no nut would propell...I guess my young nutts didnt 'produce the juice' yet. It wasnt until I was in 7th grade when I actually shot a load into my palm...I was so excited! I didnt get scared cause I seen my brothers porn flicks and I knew it was natural... I just finally felt like a man! I knew I was on the road to greatness! Though it would be years until my first piece of pussy :cry:
 
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MeloTrauma said:
I actually shot a load into my palm
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in your palm. man the first time i bust that shit flew across the damn room and started drippin' down the ceiling. but i'm like Shea. i don't know whats' wrong with me. i was tryin' to whack it in like 3rd grade. years 'till i actually came though.

:dead:
 
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Sneak

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I first got my jack on in like 8th grade. It was like 6 am and I was getting ready for school. I turned to channel like 95 and there was scrambled spice channel. Anways I turned the volume real low and got close so I could hear. The rest is history!
 
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Blight

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You guys are all late.... i beat yaw to beatin off.

I figured it out on my own at:

5 or 6 years old!

Did it for like 6 years until one time i got a hand full of goop. Like Toop i was starin at it like WTF?
 
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