Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[infinity]

too drunk to even know how to do that test. fuck it. I had an eye test recently and I was better than 20/20

 

[infinity]

 

[drunkaholic707]

Mad dog 20/20

 

[infinity]

Your score: 1005

Higher is better right? just like golf

 

[infinity]

FREE GUCCi MANE

 

[LOOe92510]

sounds like i'm gonna have to download truly yours 2

 

[0R0]

that shit sound like the new haji springer song lol

 

[0R0]

 

[Defy]

TLo you ready to give up some beats or are you still on some cheesy shit?

 

[LOOe92510]

lol that is a hell of a stretch al

 

[LOOe92510]

eh.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

tony just revealed that he is canadian

 

[Defy]

whats that all aboot?

 

[infinity]

lol I got the cops called on me once for a "domestic disturbance" and when the pigs rolled up they asked me if I was drunk in public because I was on the sidewalk and I took a step back and said "no, I'm drunk in private." I then recited Randy's whole speech from South Park "I'm sorry, I thought this was 'Murica, ok that's fine, I thought this was 'Murica." They laughed and said I was fine and bounced. 2 out of 2 with South Park quotes equating to success.

 

[infinity]

Not sure if because of white privilege or what

 

[0R0]

#turnup

 

[0R0]

if you arent sure it prolly is

 

[infinity]

Next run in with cops I'm gonna say "HUSALAH HUSALAH! ONCE A MUH FUCKIN 'GAIN!!!" and I bet you they slam me on the pavement and haul me off to jail immediately. Just gotta act white and innocent and they usually let me go even though I'm usually guilty of something lol

 

[infinity]

start saying "WASSUP WASSUP WASSUP" to some pigs and see how long their pistols stay holstered

 

[Mac Jesus]

we need a cool name for the leader of our group of racists. Remember, it should have something to do with racism. "grand wizard?" fuck yeah