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[drunkaholic707]

thanks

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

You're not even close to being welcome, FUCK OFF IDIOT

 

[drunkaholic707]

ok

 

[Mac Jesus]

no don't go.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

what did he do to you?

there was pretty much no interaction between us for several years, then once i posted my pic up and he saw it, it became relentless harassment every day for months on end. i can only conclude it's sexual in nature seeing as how this guy has never made mention of a female or anything like that ever

 

[BUTCHER 206]

just kidding it was a prank

 

[BUTCHER 206]

i just wanted to start some shit to get the thread going lol

 

[drunkaholic707]

there was pretty much no interaction between us for several years, then once i posted my pic up and he saw it, it became relentless harassment every day for months on end. i can only conclude it's sexual in nature seeing as how this guy has never made mention of a female or anything like that ever

lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

also i like to pretend that im attractive

 

[Mac Jesus]

I saw two pics of you on instagram butcher, one you posted one you didn't. I am pretty sure you are a real person now. I used to think you were a bot probably based out of some asian country. .

 

[BUTCHER 206]

thats terrifying considering how unphotogenic i am

 

[Mac Jesus]

It's okay man, I look like this:

 

[BUTCHER 206]

i wonder if fred meyer sells those taylor farms vegetable stir fry kits, or if they have them at QFC. they're in the same parent company and carry mostly the same stuff, but fred meyer is larger and theres a higher chance of it being there. but its out of the way.

So what should I do @Mac Jesus ? Leave early for work and stop at fred meyer, where it may or may not be, or leave regular time and stop at QFC, where theres an even lower chance?

These are the type of decisions that bring my life to a complete stop and i struggle with them on a daily basis, for hours on end. I may or may not just skip food completely so i have until about 730 am to make the decision lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

i want to get one of their stir fry kits then some hummus tbh fam

 

[Mac Jesus]

i wonder if fred meyer sells those taylor farms vegetable stir fry kits, or if they have them at QFC. they're in the same parent company and carry mostly the same stuff, but fred meyer is larger and theres a higher chance of it being there. but its out of the way.

So what should I do @Mac Jesus ? Leave early for work and stop at fred meyer, where it may or may not be, or leave regular time and stop at QFC, where theres an even lower chance?

These are the type of decisions that bring my life to a complete stop and i struggle with them on a daily basis, for hours on end. I may or may not just skip food completely so i have until about 730 am to make the decision lol

Dude, you should totally go to Fred Meyer. I bet they have them and even if it's out of the way, the journey is going to be something other than nothing. Maybe you'll even make a friend on the way.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

game plan, find one of these and mix hummus into it as dressing

 

[Mac Jesus]

That would be pretty dope.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

i havent gotten mail for like two weeks. great

probably will have to get a po box and some kind of identity protection service.

 

[ReSpawn]

So that was fun, but this dopey bimbo was trying to learn to surf with her husband and they had some fat fuck teaching them, I'm just shaking my head at his advice but whatever I'm not gonna hate he prob needs the money for a big mac meal.

So anyway, she loses control of her board trying to catch the same wave as me and the fucking thing hit me right in the eye. It stopped bleeding after a while, but lucky I didn't get serious damage.

fucking tourists

 

[drunkaholic707]

How the hell did it miss your schnoz