Best Rap Punchlines You Ever Heard

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CHRISHOGGALYPSE

CHRISHOGGALYPSE

Anti-Sicc OG
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I was gonna post this thread actually. Most of y'all posted up some wack lines, no disrespect, but some of them aren't even freakin punchlines.

"I used to live in the back, of a holdin van, used to be offbeat like the white girl shoulder dance, I wrote rhymes acapella, no beat behind bars, I had to shed blood to make it like the story behind scars" Immortal Technique

"You get screwed by ya label and ya dj while your girl gettin screwed in the place where she brush her teeth mayn, and I ain't talkin about the bathroom and she say, she love me, wanna see me again like I'm instant replay" Chamillionaire

"I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet" Big L

"like short sleeves I bare arms" Jay Z
 
fillyacup

fillyacup

Rest In Free SoCo
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Sep 27, 2004
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young mobstahs with no guilty conscience, hold a nigga hostage and empty out a cartridge, scary niggas do the fucking ostrich, hiding they head so a nigga cant pop it..act like an alien we treat you like a martian

fuck you that is not no punchline but fuck with that. lil wayne gay alien ass dont know obviously
 
Meta4iCAL

Meta4iCAL

Raider Nation
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Feb 21, 2005
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Royce has some of the best lines ever IMO

"I gotta a hundred round drum,
I shoot the first thirty to kill everybody to trash ya hook up,
catagory blast the butcher,
empty the clip just to let that 70 show like ashton kutcher"

"I'm the blueprint
I'll have your clothes looking like they were designed by bulletholes and shoeprints
When I bless a joint
It's like Spock walked up in the spot and grabbed the beat by the pressure point
I got that Vulcan touch
I told my bitch imma give up drinkin when she give her emotions up"

"Yo they done it now. Im over the edge. They wanna stay underground. Theats why the money's over their heads"

"This industry is Hillary Clinton literally, listen:
You ain't got no choice now, roll wit a nigga"

or listen to this shit:



full of quotables
 
Grapes Of Wrath

Grapes Of Wrath

Sicc OG
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"Fuck your head up worse than cornrows put in by blind giants.." - Cage

"And even when I'm maggots, I'ma still be fly." - Ras Kass

"True I got more fans than the average man but not enough loot to last me
to the end of the week, I live by the beat like you live check to check
If you don't move yo' foot then I don't eat, so we like neck to neck" -Andre 3000

"E I H T.. Now should i continue? You left out the G 'cuz the G aint in you!" - DJ Quik


"A drug dealer's dream:
Stash cream, keys on a triple beam
500 SL green, 95 nickle gleam
Condominium, thug dressed like a gentleman
Tailor made ostrich, Chanel for my women friend
Murderin, numbers on your head while I'm burglarin
Shank is servin em, whassup to all my niggaz swervin in
New York metropolis, the Bridge brings apocalypse
Shoot at the clouds feels like, the holy beast is watchin us
Mad man my sanity is goin like an hourglass
Gun inside my bad hand I sliced tryin to bag grams
I got hoes that used to milk you
Niggaz who could've killed you
Is down with my ill crew of psychos
Nas Escobar movin on your weak production
Pumpin corruption in the third world we just bustin" - Nas
 
Gemini

Gemini

Sicc OG
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May 16, 2002
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"Cock back the hammer / turn to the Hulk like Bruce Banner / pull the trigger open fire blood shed over bandannas / gettin' down like we suppose tah / mob life like we Cosa Nostra / the West Coast connects like a gun & a holstah."

"...it's only the beginning with no place to end / now come back to bed cause we going again."

"I'm a sucka for the Mami's with the caramel complexion / and I don't play for keeps just hit that mid section."

" I feel the blessing from the Lord, the heat from the serpent / the ultimate test of time got's me asking what's the purpose?"

"And after the club we ain't hittin' no Denny's / we playin' show me yours while we sippin' on Remy."

"Step right up, step right up it's the main attraction / this freak show filled with plenty action / rubbing oils, hand cuffs, chains & whips / scented candles, latex, swings and tricks / and since we on a role with no place to go / we turn this room into a freak show."

"Everyday a new struggle, everyday a new challenge / but we up late night behind the mic like Jim Fallon."










































































































































Okay, okay that was some of my stuff (shameless plug) :cheeky:
 
CHRISHOGGALYPSE

CHRISHOGGALYPSE

Anti-Sicc OG
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Jul 21, 2002
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"I twist the squares on ya block like Rubix, and even braile students point out who the truth is"

"If the world wasn't broken, God wouldn't have crucifixed it"

"I ain't Lance but I livestrong, Il(l) but not Kim Jong, I used to measure sin by the way that it would feel wrong"

"they left our territory/set tagged, here we come with red flags, so fly we leave you jet-lagged"

"I'm a walkin oxymoron, I'm old school like Voltron, if opposites attract, every woman was a proton, my money the electron, on payday my checks gone, they still snuggled up and did their best to get their sex on, or hug-hug-kiss like the middle part of eXXOn, my tank was on E, like a dude gettin his "x" on, I'd be your favorite rapper if it weren't for complexion, you say that I'm wack but can't wait to hear my next song"

"I was barely gettin by, man I ain't playin, eatin less than Arturo Gatti 2 days before a weigh in"

Those were some lines off of some of my songs
 
Dhadnot

Dhadnot

Sicc OG
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Feb 7, 2006
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Grapes Of Wrath said:
"Fuck your head up worse than cornrows put in by blind giants.." - Cage

"And even when I'm maggots, I'ma still be fly." - Ras Kass

"True I got more fans than the average man but not enough loot to last me
to the end of the week, I live by the beat like you live check to check
If you don't move yo' foot then I don't eat, so we like neck to neck" -Andre 3000

"E I H T.. Now should i continue? You left out the G 'cuz the G aint in you!" - DJ Quik


"A drug dealer's dream:
Stash cream, keys on a triple beam
500 SL green, 95 nickle gleam
Condominium, thug dressed like a gentleman
Tailor made ostrich, Chanel for my women friend
Murderin, numbers on your head while I'm burglarin
Shank is servin em, whassup to all my niggaz swervin in
New York metropolis, the Bridge brings apocalypse
Shoot at the clouds feels like, the holy beast is watchin us
Mad man my sanity is goin like an hourglass
Gun inside my bad hand I sliced tryin to bag grams
I got hoes that used to milk you
Niggaz who could've killed you
Is down with my ill crew of psychos
Nas Escobar movin on your weak production
Pumpin corruption in the third world we just bustin" - Nas
Click to expand...
even though not punchline that NAS vs. from infamous is infamous... shit is raw
 
Dhadnot

Dhadnot

Sicc OG
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Feb 7, 2006
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Young Eastwood, just tryin' to eat good
Breathe easy, relax
Mac like Fleetwood
Keep snoring
Keep sleeping, I'll keep touring
Come back, lay in the cut like Neosporin

First time I heard that for some reason I was like ohhhh
 
NAMO

NAMO

Sicc OG
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"I rock hoes yall rock fellas, and now yall tryna take my spot fellas? feel these hot rock fellas, put you in a dry spot fellas in a pine box with 9 shots from my glock fellas"
 
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