Best Rap Punchlines You Ever Heard

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cali1

Sicc OG
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So they asked about the worst what ya'll got for the best?

My rap lines is like landmines one step kaboom black suits fill the room-B.I.G.-Total-Can't You See?

Call me the glock of rap now this could mean that I'm the best or would you rather wait to feel that hot shit in yo chest?-Eightball (Unsolved Mysteries)-South Circle

If killin was crime I'd be in the line doin hella time for the...TECH NIIIIINE!!!!-Stamina

It's the Redman that's what they call me wicked with the rhyme you'd think I had cerebal palsy like auggh aughh-Redman Headbanger-EPMD
 
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FDS

RIP DUKE BROTHERS
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Ask beavis i get nothing butt-head - Big L

Electric chair i don't deserve the fun - Camron

Top is Roc, ya know the rest, a big bucket of Frozen water on my chest.... ILL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS SON!! - Jay Z

I got at least 4 arms like Goro - My Boy Rob

me and my niggas hoppin out of lamborghini's, i grab my chain, so that shit wont damage the paint, chest naked holdin a drink - Prodigy

When you in some major funk, where the fuck yo family at?/ How yo woman gone buss a capp, when she aint ever held no gat!/ Think about that before you tell ya homies you aint wit it, cuz when u deep up in this gangsta shit, gotsa be commited - Killa Tay

They throwin elbows bitch im throwin bottles at em' / My nigga just got paroled we threw a model at him! - Yukmouth
 
savdout916

savdout916

Sicc OG
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Mar 23, 2004
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BITCHES ON MY DICK CUZ I LOOK LIKE THEY DADDY - LIL B
















jk..



niggas talk shit till niggas get rock'd/ i thro em in the trunk like elephant snot

i dont bang but i got the bloods talkin/ because my last verse blew (blue) had niggas, crip walkin.

like bread bitch i stay with that toasta, and get the lightnin up like sammy sosa

niggas act gangsta like niggas got clout/ so i treat em like pam and put tommy's in ya mouth

and i dont bring the goons breh, i kinds bring the navy/ and watch niggas get weezy, like baby

couple lines from my last lil verse.... i'll post more later. or the verse itself.
 
MaKaVeLi_420

MaKaVeLi_420

Sicc OG
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Sep 29, 2003
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camron had one that was about allen iverson...

i ball like AI, leave u wit an iv in the er son

or somethin like that. Killa has some great punchlines but I would say Joell Ortiz (pretty much any song), Fabolous (No Competition 2 Mixtape), or old Biggie/Big L is the best...oh and krs-one...
 
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COPIUM

Sicc OG
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tell my bitch she dont work we dont eat

I adapt in any enviroment or weather
Got many personalities, nigga my mouthpiece is chedda

both keak
 
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