‘Transformers’ the worst-reviewed $400M hit?

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3VID3NC3

3VID3NC3

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The dialogue was corny and most of the "humor" failed IMO. Thought it was dumb when that mom got drunk off eating a nug of weed....whoever came up with that idea obviously has never smoked weed before. Dope CGI though...
 
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ESFCE

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Dec 4, 2004
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This one topped the first one IMO......so there were a few corny jokes here and there but the action and Megan Fox's body made it all worth it.

fuck a critic

they stink (jay sherman voice)
 
Defy

Defy

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3VID3NC3 said:
The dialogue was corny and most of the "humor" failed IMO. Thought it was dumb when that mom got drunk off eating a nug of weed....whoever came up with that idea obviously has never smoked weed before. Dope CGI though...
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she ate a weed brownie and she does what I've seen alot of white chicks do when they're high: stupid shit.
 
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kevp

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Dec 7, 2004
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She ate a weed brownie, and by the time she got downstairs she was drunk...I called that as soon as they pulled out that bag "They gonna fuck up the weed scene"...

Movie was dope though I bet if they put any more "story" into it, everyone would be bitching about "this sposed to be action not drama WTF???"
 
savage

savage

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Feb 14, 2004
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Quick, well i'm 26 right now and i wanted to see this move since i heard about it. i seen it and liked it, so fuck what you got to say. it is a good movie.
 
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Quick

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May 6, 2002
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Defy said:
I'm 21 years over the age of 8 and my son is 3 years under the age of 8 and we both liked it so you can eat a 8 year old dick.
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I can see you still have the mentality of an 8 year old, so i can see why you liked the movie......

You know you got problems when you get butthurt and feel the need to defend a little kid movie
 
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Fucky McFuckerson

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May 9, 2002
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Quick said:
If your over the age of 8 and seen this movie, theres something wrong with you......
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You're right, cus its not like the Transformers are a part of MANY "grown ups" childhood. If you can not understand WHY someone who was born in the late 70's-early 80's would want to see this movie, then you are a retarded person.

And isnt this movie rated PG-13?
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ColdBlooded

ColdBlooded

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Apr 25, 2002
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Two best quotes from movie reviews about the new transformers movie.


2. “I’m certain that someday it will be acknowledged that Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is like the most totally awesome artifact ever of the end of the American empire. It’s so us, a preposterously perfect reflection of who we are: loud, obnoxious, sexist, racist, juvenile, unthinking, visceral, and violent… and in love with ourselves for it. […] What we have right here is the Easter Island statue of our legacy.” — MaryAnn Johanson, FlickFilosopher

1. “Terry Schiavo would have been bored by this bloated, ponderous piece of shit.” — Devin Faraci, CHUD
 
MOREBASS

MOREBASS

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Dec 9, 2005
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Eh, fuck a movie critic anyways. Haven't seen this yet, but I hardly ever agree with what the critics say, and I make my own god damn critiques.
 
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ESFCE

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Dec 4, 2004
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i dont understand what you people expected from this movie. its about some fuckin robots who battle each other. did you want some deep plot that explains the meaning of life?
 
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