You could drive a Hot Wheel up the bridge of her nose and never touch her eyes.
That girl is hot but this is one of the funniest shits I've ever seen you type man. I could drive a Matchbox up your fuckin' grill and not hit your eyes either dude! So my question is... where'd you steal that line from? There's no way you made that shit up.
And P.ellz is straight bitch on this forum. Dude might as well just put it in his sig...
"Hi. I'm P.ellz and I'm straight bitch... How you like me now?"