Your first job
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My first job was at a lil local hamburger spot here in town.. I made $2.65/hr and I was 14... our boss was THE biggest piece of shit on the planet.. the place was hella dirty, he never repaired shit and he worked the dogshit outta a bunch of 14-15 year olds.. for real.. I remember working double shifts like it was nothin'.. opening at 10am and closing at 10pm... but I'll tell ya.. we fed ALL the homies and towards the end came out the register in rotation.. lol.. *sigh* .. good times..
Burger King. Nasty memories.
But a few funny ones too.
I worked there with my friend Gail, and we'd have pickle wars. Throwing pickles all over the place and to the ceiling. We'd be forever giving people free food and making hand puppets out of the buns. We had this guy give us shit at the register about how slow service ( We were busy, asshole.) so we did the old secret drop'n'wipe for everything he ordered(Away from the public view of course.). Patty hit the ground? Aw, just wipe it off..
When it was slow we'd deep fry random things. We made a burger, dunked it for a few in the basket, and then this guy Ben we worked with ate it. It was crunchy and still good, according to him.
Then again, it was dirty there and our Manager didn't let us throw away anything if it hit the ground as long as it was still frozen. If you dropped frozen patties you HAD to still use them or she started charging YOU for the loss. She was a bitch. I was hired to work back boards ( aka make the burgers ) but ended up working front, black and cleaning crew. I had to clean the bathroom once and someone had straight up drawn a big ass smilie face in feces all over the wall.
I'm a vegetarian now, so I am sort of icked how by how much dead cow I handled. But oh well.
But a few funny ones too.
I worked there with my friend Gail, and we'd have pickle wars. Throwing pickles all over the place and to the ceiling. We'd be forever giving people free food and making hand puppets out of the buns. We had this guy give us shit at the register about how slow service ( We were busy, asshole.) so we did the old secret drop'n'wipe for everything he ordered(Away from the public view of course.). Patty hit the ground? Aw, just wipe it off..
When it was slow we'd deep fry random things. We made a burger, dunked it for a few in the basket, and then this guy Ben we worked with ate it. It was crunchy and still good, according to him.
Then again, it was dirty there and our Manager didn't let us throw away anything if it hit the ground as long as it was still frozen. If you dropped frozen patties you HAD to still use them or she started charging YOU for the loss. She was a bitch. I was hired to work back boards ( aka make the burgers ) but ended up working front, black and cleaning crew. I had to clean the bathroom once and someone had straight up drawn a big ass smilie face in feces all over the wall.
I'm a vegetarian now, so I am sort of icked how by how much dead cow I handled. But oh well.
