Five guys, we go to eat at the Red Robin (glorified Denny's). I can honestly say we was all on our
best behavior. Nobody returned anything, only asked for one refil (each) and all were at the same
time. We ordered a decent amount of food, a decent amount of alchol and 3 desserts.
After we were done, we hung out for about 20 minutes. I even asked permission. "Is anyone waiting
for a table? We wanna hang out for a lil while?" The waiter said no problem, if you can just pay
the check so I can finish up.
Now to the sticky part. Service was a C+ at best. When you order coffee, the server should think to
bring out sugar and cream. Had to ask 3 times for it. When it came, coffee was cold, but not a big
deal. White clam chowda and no spoon. I asked twice, then just used the coffee spoon. Bread? Never
showed up. Meh, the Yankees are winning and I have no reason to start with this fag.
He included his tip. Now I've got reason to start with this fag. I call him over and I ask why is
the tip included. He looks at me, makes a UG face then gets the manager.
Manager: Is there a problem?
Me: Not with the food, but I really don't think this guy deserves this big of a tip ($17.50)
Manager: Why not sir?
Me: Had to ask 3 times for cream & shugar, never brought over a spoon, and...
Manager: Well it's our policy that the tip be included in the check. You should have asked.
Me: Show me a fucking sign that says that? Any fucking sign and I'll double his tip. Fuck it. Triple.
Manager: We don't have any signs....
Me: Then he isn't getting a fucking $20 tip.
Manager: You're going to pay this bill or I'll be forced to call the authorities.
Me: Bill? I have no problem paying the bill, the actual cost of the food. I do have a problem with the tip.
Manager: Give me your check please
So, I sit and wait and the manager comes back. Knocks off $15.00 worth of food, but his fucking tip
is still on there.
Me: Fuck this, it's about principal, it's not about the money. I am not tipping this piece of shit waiter what HE thinks he's worth. I'll tip him what I think he's worth. It's a gratuity, not a necessity. I'm not paying this.
At this time, I've got just about everyone's attention. The manager tells me "I've dropped the bill
$15.50, that will cover his tip". It's not about cost of the check, it's about the principal that
this two flush corn log thinks he can tell me what he gets. I'll give him what he deserves.
A few seconds later, the manager comes back with the corrected check. He added back the $15.50 he
took off, and took off the tip. I paid my bill in front of the manager, took out a $20 and tore it
in half, put one half on the table the other in my pocket. "It's not about the money, it's about
principal". We walk out, I give the waiter the middle finger. Get into the car, demand $5 from
the guys (after all I paid the bill).
It's a tip. A fucking waiter demands percentage? Only the IRS can demand money from me. My wife
who sucks my pathetic excuse for a penis don't demand money from me. Does the guy who pushes the wheel chair up the ramp at the airport have a demand? Does the car wash guy demand? Does the
bar tender damand? No. Why should a fucking waiter demand.
When a server does their job properly, and the tip amount is in the check, that's all they get.
When they do the job properly, and it's not in the check, they get more.
When a server kicks you a dessert or gives you an extra glass of wine not on the check, way more.
I hate fucking waiters that think they deserve a tip regardless of what they do. Regardless of the
level of service, they still DEMAND a tip. Let's change the name of Tips to Demands.
Real men don't spell check.
best behavior. Nobody returned anything, only asked for one refil (each) and all were at the same
time. We ordered a decent amount of food, a decent amount of alchol and 3 desserts.
After we were done, we hung out for about 20 minutes. I even asked permission. "Is anyone waiting
for a table? We wanna hang out for a lil while?" The waiter said no problem, if you can just pay
the check so I can finish up.
Now to the sticky part. Service was a C+ at best. When you order coffee, the server should think to
bring out sugar and cream. Had to ask 3 times for it. When it came, coffee was cold, but not a big
deal. White clam chowda and no spoon. I asked twice, then just used the coffee spoon. Bread? Never
showed up. Meh, the Yankees are winning and I have no reason to start with this fag.
He included his tip. Now I've got reason to start with this fag. I call him over and I ask why is
the tip included. He looks at me, makes a UG face then gets the manager.
Manager: Is there a problem?
Me: Not with the food, but I really don't think this guy deserves this big of a tip ($17.50)
Manager: Why not sir?
Me: Had to ask 3 times for cream & shugar, never brought over a spoon, and...
Manager: Well it's our policy that the tip be included in the check. You should have asked.
Me: Show me a fucking sign that says that? Any fucking sign and I'll double his tip. Fuck it. Triple.
Manager: We don't have any signs....
Me: Then he isn't getting a fucking $20 tip.
Manager: You're going to pay this bill or I'll be forced to call the authorities.
Me: Bill? I have no problem paying the bill, the actual cost of the food. I do have a problem with the tip.
Manager: Give me your check please
So, I sit and wait and the manager comes back. Knocks off $15.00 worth of food, but his fucking tip
is still on there.
Me: Fuck this, it's about principal, it's not about the money. I am not tipping this piece of shit waiter what HE thinks he's worth. I'll tip him what I think he's worth. It's a gratuity, not a necessity. I'm not paying this.
At this time, I've got just about everyone's attention. The manager tells me "I've dropped the bill
$15.50, that will cover his tip". It's not about cost of the check, it's about the principal that
this two flush corn log thinks he can tell me what he gets. I'll give him what he deserves.
A few seconds later, the manager comes back with the corrected check. He added back the $15.50 he
took off, and took off the tip. I paid my bill in front of the manager, took out a $20 and tore it
in half, put one half on the table the other in my pocket. "It's not about the money, it's about
principal". We walk out, I give the waiter the middle finger. Get into the car, demand $5 from
the guys (after all I paid the bill).
It's a tip. A fucking waiter demands percentage? Only the IRS can demand money from me. My wife
who sucks my pathetic excuse for a penis don't demand money from me. Does the guy who pushes the wheel chair up the ramp at the airport have a demand? Does the car wash guy demand? Does the
bar tender damand? No. Why should a fucking waiter demand.
When a server does their job properly, and the tip amount is in the check, that's all they get.
When they do the job properly, and it's not in the check, they get more.
When a server kicks you a dessert or gives you an extra glass of wine not on the check, way more.
I hate fucking waiters that think they deserve a tip regardless of what they do. Regardless of the
level of service, they still DEMAND a tip. Let's change the name of Tips to Demands.
Real men don't spell check.
