you know you from the bay if??????????????
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If you use words like "rogue" or "brodie" "bro"
If you know where GET LOW originated, that it's a SF dance not memph bleeks record label
If you got a T-Shirt wrapped around your head
If going dumb and being stupid is a GOOD thing
If you popped your colla back in the mid 90's and not after the new millenium
If you were hyphy 3 years ago and not last year
If you know where GET LOW originated, that it's a SF dance not memph bleeks record label
If you got a T-Shirt wrapped around your head
If going dumb and being stupid is a GOOD thing
If you popped your colla back in the mid 90's and not after the new millenium
If you were hyphy 3 years ago and not last year
so hella folk in sac got dreads and buicks and da white t s and nikes? lol
mang dats real fuckin talk on da pea coats ahaha dats me right there..
U KNOW U FROM DA BAY IF...
u went to da justice league before they closed it
u been to a sideshow
u hop on da carpool lane on da bay bridge and u only 1 or 2 deep
u say everything in da eastcoast was bitten offa us..
u own master p's first 5 albums
u know all da lyrics to "game recognize game"
u buy cds at ameoba or rasputin
u call all da bay cities by dey nicknames..i.e. da town,da sco,dc,valley joe,hay stack,b town,sacto.....etc
u know someone who owns a scraper
most of the people u know are "up and coming rappers" lol <~~ yall know its true
mang dats real fuckin talk on da pea coats ahaha dats me right there..
U KNOW U FROM DA BAY IF...
u went to da justice league before they closed it
u been to a sideshow
u hop on da carpool lane on da bay bridge and u only 1 or 2 deep
u say everything in da eastcoast was bitten offa us..
u own master p's first 5 albums
u know all da lyrics to "game recognize game"
u buy cds at ameoba or rasputin
u call all da bay cities by dey nicknames..i.e. da town,da sco,dc,valley joe,hay stack,b town,sacto.....etc
u know someone who owns a scraper
most of the people u know are "up and coming rappers" lol <~~ yall know its true
You know you live in the Bay Area when...
Your co-worker tells you they have 8 body piercings but none are visible.
When someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think of steak. You think of danger, crack and hoes
You make over $100,000 and still can't afford a house.
You can't remember....is pot illegal?
You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
A really great parking space can move you to tears.
You know that anyone wearing shorts in April is just visiting from Ohio.
You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits.
Your boss runs in "The Bay to Breakers"....it's the first time you have seen him nude.
Your child's 3rd grade teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and is named "Breeze." And, after telling that to a friend, they still need to ask if the teacher is male or female.
You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga, aromatherapy, conversational mandarin or a building your own website class.
You haven't been to Fisherman's Wharf since the first month you moved to SF and you couldn't figure out how to drive to Coit Tower if your life depended on it.
A man walks on MUNI in full leather bondage and crotchless chaps. You don't notice.
A woman walks on MUNI with live poultry. You don't notice.
You think any guy with a George Clooney haircut must be visiting from the midwest.
You know that any woman with a George Clooney haircut is not a tourist.
You keep a list of companies to boycott.
Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is straight and your Mary Kay Lady is a guy in drag.
You make $100,000 a year, yet still can't find a place to live.
Your commute time is 45 minutes and you live 8 miles away from work.
Stop asking how much things cost but, ask "How long will it take?"
Two-thirds of the people you know are from Boston or New York, but you are living in PST.
Know vast differences between Thai, Vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese, Cantonese, and Korean food.
Your home computer contains mostly hardware/software that is not on the consumer market yet.
Go to "The City" on weekends but don't live there because you like your car.
Think that "I'm going to Fry's" is an acceptable excuse to leave the office for a while, and your boss does too.
Lost your alarm clock. You'll get to work when you get there.
Own more than 10 articles of clothing that have hardware/software companies printed on them. Bonus for embroidered stuff.
.
You know 280 North runs West, and 680 North runs East.
You have more bandwidth in your apartment or condo than most major universities.
Your favorite computer reseller speaks only Cantonese.
Your workplace vending machines dispense "100% natural twig-bars" right next to Jolt Cola and Instant Espresso mix.
No one brings radios into work - they just use RealAudio and listen to "thedj.com", "rebelradio.com", or other out of state stations.
1. Your household income is $140,000 and you can't afford shoes for the kids.
2. You think anything slower than DSL is barbaric, but can't get it in your neighborhood.
3. You know what DSL stands for.
4. You think that American food includes sushi, naan, pho and pad thai.
5. You met your neighbors once.
6. When asked about your commute you answer in time, not distance.
7. Even though you work 80 hours per week on a computer, for relaxation you read your email and peruse eBay.
8. You have worked at the same job for a year and people call you an "old-timer".
9. You have a special drawer devoted to T-shirts with the company logo.
13. Standing in line at Starbucks you wonder why the employees don't call a head hunter.
14. You work 6 miles from your home and spend two hours a day commuting and $140 a week on gas.
15. Winter is when your lawn grows too fast and summer is when it dies.
16. You live on some of the richest farm land in the world but most of what you eat comes from South America.
17. Your best friend lives across town but you hardly ever see each other because after your commute you're too pooped to spend another hour driving to their home.
18. You cringe when you see people in suits at your office, wondering if someone in management will make you stop wearing bunny slippers.
19. You plan your vacation so that you don't have to drive back in commute traffic.
20. You could walk to the market in 45 minutes, but taking public transit adds another three hours and you still have to walk 45 minutes.
21. You don't go to sporting events unless you are given tickets by your boss
22. You could sell your home and live like a king in 99% of the rest of the world, but don't because it would be difficult to move back.
Your co-worker tells you they have 8 body piercings but none are visible.
When someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think of steak. You think of danger, crack and hoes
You make over $100,000 and still can't afford a house.
You can't remember....is pot illegal?
You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
A really great parking space can move you to tears.
You know that anyone wearing shorts in April is just visiting from Ohio.
You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits.
Your boss runs in "The Bay to Breakers"....it's the first time you have seen him nude.
Your child's 3rd grade teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and is named "Breeze." And, after telling that to a friend, they still need to ask if the teacher is male or female.
You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga, aromatherapy, conversational mandarin or a building your own website class.
You haven't been to Fisherman's Wharf since the first month you moved to SF and you couldn't figure out how to drive to Coit Tower if your life depended on it.
A man walks on MUNI in full leather bondage and crotchless chaps. You don't notice.
A woman walks on MUNI with live poultry. You don't notice.
You think any guy with a George Clooney haircut must be visiting from the midwest.
You know that any woman with a George Clooney haircut is not a tourist.
You keep a list of companies to boycott.
Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is straight and your Mary Kay Lady is a guy in drag.
You make $100,000 a year, yet still can't find a place to live.
Your commute time is 45 minutes and you live 8 miles away from work.
Stop asking how much things cost but, ask "How long will it take?"
Two-thirds of the people you know are from Boston or New York, but you are living in PST.
Know vast differences between Thai, Vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese, Cantonese, and Korean food.
Your home computer contains mostly hardware/software that is not on the consumer market yet.
Go to "The City" on weekends but don't live there because you like your car.
Think that "I'm going to Fry's" is an acceptable excuse to leave the office for a while, and your boss does too.
Lost your alarm clock. You'll get to work when you get there.
Own more than 10 articles of clothing that have hardware/software companies printed on them. Bonus for embroidered stuff.
.
You know 280 North runs West, and 680 North runs East.
You have more bandwidth in your apartment or condo than most major universities.
Your favorite computer reseller speaks only Cantonese.
Your workplace vending machines dispense "100% natural twig-bars" right next to Jolt Cola and Instant Espresso mix.
No one brings radios into work - they just use RealAudio and listen to "thedj.com", "rebelradio.com", or other out of state stations.
1. Your household income is $140,000 and you can't afford shoes for the kids.
2. You think anything slower than DSL is barbaric, but can't get it in your neighborhood.
3. You know what DSL stands for.
4. You think that American food includes sushi, naan, pho and pad thai.
5. You met your neighbors once.
6. When asked about your commute you answer in time, not distance.
7. Even though you work 80 hours per week on a computer, for relaxation you read your email and peruse eBay.
8. You have worked at the same job for a year and people call you an "old-timer".
9. You have a special drawer devoted to T-shirts with the company logo.
13. Standing in line at Starbucks you wonder why the employees don't call a head hunter.
14. You work 6 miles from your home and spend two hours a day commuting and $140 a week on gas.
15. Winter is when your lawn grows too fast and summer is when it dies.
16. You live on some of the richest farm land in the world but most of what you eat comes from South America.
17. Your best friend lives across town but you hardly ever see each other because after your commute you're too pooped to spend another hour driving to their home.
18. You cringe when you see people in suits at your office, wondering if someone in management will make you stop wearing bunny slippers.
19. You plan your vacation so that you don't have to drive back in commute traffic.
20. You could walk to the market in 45 minutes, but taking public transit adds another three hours and you still have to walk 45 minutes.
21. You don't go to sporting events unless you are given tickets by your boss
22. You could sell your home and live like a king in 99% of the rest of the world, but don't because it would be difficult to move back.
