You know what really fuckin pisses me off???

[surcaliman]

dry t.p first,then wet t.p,then some more dry t.p. and your all good.

 

[Dirty Clint]

Welcome to feces forum..........

 

[surcaliman]

welcome to the wiping your ass rite forum

 

[enserio]

Damn, you guys got a whole different game of wipe.

Showers are good, too.

 

[Portuguese Godfather]

i completely know what you mean... sux big time

 

[da HYPHY pinoy]

wow, that was a good laugh for me. and yeah, i guess it is kind of annoying lol

 

[surcaliman]

Damn, you guys got a whole different game of wipe.

Showers are good, too.

showers are manditory when ur at the pad..i was talking about takin a shit away from home..lol

 

[Jack Tracks]

the worst is phantom shits... ya know when u know u shit, you wipe and look in the toilet and no shit is in there.. it already slid down into the tank.. fuckin mystery I'll never be able to solve..

 

[enserio]

Either you guys are fat or you got teradactyl arms, with all the wiping issues you guys are having.

 

[wino]

I never have a problem shitting. I'm pretty regular

 

[Dana Dane]

Wet Wipes are the TRUTH. But make sure you get flushable ones, or you will have HELLA sewer problems.

 

[JP $CRILLA]

Wet Wipes are the TRUTH. But make sure you get flushable ones, or you will have HELLA sewer problems.

Trust whatever she says. Dana is an expert on takin shits!

 

[enserio]

even in her own pantalones!

 

[jmacc916]

theres 2 things that must be done first thing in the morning every morning:

1. take a good morning shit
2. wake and bake

if i miss one of those morning rituals, my day is pretty much fucced.............. that is until i start drinkin(usually around noon) and forget about everything

 

[mouth_my_nuts]

^Yup thats top two priorities for me as soon as i wake, yall need to step your green tea game up, green tea cleans out most of your internal organs, colon and all that. Fuze green tea is the shit tho aint nobodys green tea fuckin with Fuze's.

 

[Rusto]

theres 2 things that must be done first thing in the morning every morning:

1. take a good morning shit
2. wake and bake

Wake and "take"

 

[FDS]

the worst is phantom shits... ya know when u know u shit, you wipe and look in the toilet and no shit is in there.. it already slid down into the tank.. fuckin mystery I'll never be able to solve..

lmao hahaahahah "phantom shits" haha, i know exactly what u speak of, i usually call it the invisible man. you kind of second-guess yourself after the fact like , "did i just take a shit, or was it all in my head?"

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

Wet Wipes are the TRUTH. But make sure you get flushable ones, or you will have HELLA sewer problems.

For real. Its 2007 people, if you are still using TP there is something wrong with you (aka your stupid).

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

the worst is phantom shits... ya know when u know u shit, you wipe and look in the toilet and no shit is in there.. it already slid down into the tank.. fuckin mystery I'll never be able to solve..

cuz u eat too damn much

if u take a 20 pound shit, it aint gonna float

 

[DoucheBagFresh]

cuz u eat too damn much

if u take a 20 pound shit, it aint gonna float

lmfao!

"its goin down,its goindown,like theres a whale in the boat"