You just became the main character of the last TV show you watched,who are you?

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niguardian

niguardian

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#24
Aug 6, 2008
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"My name is Martin Payne, Im from detroit, I worked on the radio now i have a tv show, I got a cute ass light skinned wife with a juicy ass and I secretly bang her chocolate friend who has a bigger juicier ass

WZZUUUUUPPPPP!!!"





edit: I fucked up at first but my movie description was good too:

My name is Thor. Im a buff white boy that travels thru the different realms, I just finished layin pipe on a fly little 3rd dimension earth beezy. Now im callin up the homie who played on the wire to beam me back up to assgod or whatever my home is called
 
STICK

STICK

Sicc OG
#29
Jun 24, 2005
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My name is Chris, my dad is big for no reason, my mom is a bitch, my brother is annoying, my sister is spoiled, my best friend is a nerd and everybody hates me.
 
Stony Gwynn

Stony Gwynn

Sicc OG
#31
Oct 11, 2009
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WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED..ON THE PLAYGROUND IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS... CHILLIN OUT, MAXIN, RELAXIN ALL COOL...I WAS SHOOTIN SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL...WEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WAS UP TO NO GOOD STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD..I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED..SHE SAID "YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR"
 
fillyacup

fillyacup

Rest In Free SoCo
#33
Sep 27, 2004
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i am legally retarded and have a talking dog with a diabolical baby boy and a dyke daughter with an offspring son that did not fall far from the tree that came out of my hot wife
 
Stony Gwynn

Stony Gwynn

Sicc OG
#37
Oct 11, 2009
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I'M A NERD THAT LIVES NEXT DOOR TO A STRANGE FAMILY... THE FATHER IS A COP.. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE MOTHER DOESS... THEY USED TO HAVE 3 KIDS BUT THEIR YOUNGEST DAUGHTER DISAPPEARED AND NOBODY NOTICED... THE OLDER DAUGHTER HAS THIS WEIRD FETISH WHERE SHE MAKES ME PUT ON THIS SUIT STASHED IN A PORT-A-POTTY AND SHE JUST THROWS THE PUSSY AT ME... MY OTHER BITCH (R.I.P.) WAS HELLA THICK AND COULDN'T STOP GIVING ME THE PUSSY...
 
KrazeeRDM

KrazeeRDM

Sicc OG
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Nov 7, 2006
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I'm a movie actor who's declining due to drugs. eminem and his bodyguards also beat the shit out of me and i turned my back on my manager E, my brother, Drama and my best friend Turtle. i also fucked Sasha Grey so things arent all bad haha
 
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