you ever drank FOUR LOKO ?
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Youre the one making idiotic statements...and IM the one with the "special ed ass"??? LOL @ your confusion.
Are you fucking SERIOUS? You have never heard of coffee as a hangover remedy. Wow. Just...wow. Kill yourself. NOW. HURRY!!!
here are some other things you may NOT have heard:
Trees use photosynthesis to turn light into food.
75% of the earth is made of water.
You can not see the moon during the day because the sun is too bright for it to show up.
Beer is made from hops.
Fish can not survive outside of water for a long amount of time.
Haven't you ever seen a movie where a person is drunk, and someone says "go make as pot of coffee"? Do you watch movies? Do you know anything? Does your tiny pee-brain even have any thoughts?
Are you fucking SERIOUS? You have never heard of coffee as a hangover remedy. Wow. Just...wow. Kill yourself. NOW. HURRY!!!
here are some other things you may NOT have heard:
Trees use photosynthesis to turn light into food.
75% of the earth is made of water.
You can not see the moon during the day because the sun is too bright for it to show up.
Beer is made from hops.
Fish can not survive outside of water for a long amount of time.
Haven't you ever seen a movie where a person is drunk, and someone says "go make as pot of coffee"? Do you watch movies? Do you know anything? Does your tiny pee-brain even have any thoughts?
Youre the one making idiotic statements...and IM the one with the "special ed ass"??? LOL @ your confusion.
Are you fucking SERIOUS? You have never heard of coffee as a hangover remedy. Wow. Just...wow. Kill yourself. NOW. HURRY!!!
here are some other things you may NOT have heard:
Trees use photosynthesis to turn light into food.
75% of the earth is made of water.
You can not see the moon during the day because the sun is too bright for it to show up.
Beer is made from hops.
Fish can not survive outside of water for a long amount of time.
Haven't you ever seen a movie where a person is drunk, and someone says "go make as pot of coffee"? Do you watch movies? Do you know anything? Does your tiny pee-brain even have any thoughts?
Are you fucking SERIOUS? You have never heard of coffee as a hangover remedy. Wow. Just...wow. Kill yourself. NOW. HURRY!!!
here are some other things you may NOT have heard:
Trees use photosynthesis to turn light into food.
75% of the earth is made of water.
You can not see the moon during the day because the sun is too bright for it to show up.
Beer is made from hops.
Fish can not survive outside of water for a long amount of time.
Haven't you ever seen a movie where a person is drunk, and someone says "go make as pot of coffee"? Do you watch movies? Do you know anything? Does your tiny pee-brain even have any thoughts?
the sun is a star.
film is shot at 23.97 fps.
the moon actual IS visible during the day sometimes.
halibut live their whole life on one side of their body at the bottom of the ocean, thats why half of their body is white (it gets no sun light)
oh yeah, the world is round. feel free to tell your therapist all the cool new things you learned today on the siccness
Uhhhh....You said you have never HEARD of this, not never SEEN it. This would insinuate that you had no KNOWLEDGE of this, which is one of those COMMON KNOWLEDGE things that everyone just....knows. Thus, me listing a bunch of other "COMMON KNOWLEDGE" things. Or did you miss that correlation?
Muthafucka, I AM the therapist. Clearly, you are in the need of the help. I charge $75 an hour on a Siccness.net discount.
Muthafucka, I AM the therapist. Clearly, you are in the need of the help. I charge $75 an hour on a Siccness.net discount.
I dont sit on a computer all day, so i usually SEE what people talk about, not just talk about it online.
So me not having SEEN or HEARD of coffee being the go to thing for a hangover kind of fucks over your whole idea of it being COMMON KNOWLEDGE.
Sounds like you need some counseling, to help yourself from bouncing off the wall when you get down some :cheeky:
So me not having SEEN or HEARD of coffee being the go to thing for a hangover kind of fucks over your whole idea of it being COMMON KNOWLEDGE.
Sounds like you need some counseling, to help yourself from bouncing off the wall when you get down some :cheeky:
This statement has zero relevance to what is being discussed. Thanks for adding nothing to the debate.
That, or you are absolutely and utterly clueless about things that common knowledge.
What makes you think I am down? Nothing in my posts would insinuate anything other than I cant believe a person, who is clearly an adult, would NOT know that coffee is a hangover remedy. Stop reading too much into shit.
That, or you are absolutely and utterly clueless about things that common knowledge.
What makes you think I am down? Nothing in my posts would insinuate anything other than I cant believe a person, who is clearly an adult, would NOT know that coffee is a hangover remedy. Stop reading too much into shit.
I couldn't care less if it was a quote from MLK. It was still irrelevant.
Im not acting like anything...i know for a FACT its common knowledge. Tell you what...go ask 10 people if they knew coffee was a good cure for a hangover. See what the outcome is. In fact, maybe I should just start a poll on here and see what happens.
Im not acting like anything...i know for a FACT its common knowledge. Tell you what...go ask 10 people if they knew coffee was a good cure for a hangover. See what the outcome is. In fact, maybe I should just start a poll on here and see what happens.
Hangover Cures: Myth, Legend, and Fact
Hangovers rank right up there with drunk dialing your angry ex as one of the least pleasant drinking-related side effects. Stave off a hangover with these before and after tips—and skip the hangover myths.
Photo by Perfecto Insector.
Hangovers are no fun even if the events leading up to the hangover were a blast. Today we're taking a look at the various preventive measures and cures people undertake in the name of keeping hangovers away, highlighting the good, the bad, and the worthless hangover "cures".
Disclaimer: Before we delve into the myths about hangover cures and the effective ways you can deal with a hangover, let's get one big thing out of the way: As far as your body is concerned, alcohol is a poison. A little now and then might make you stronger—see The Princess Bride for a field-guide to better living through micro-dosing on poison—but a lot at one time throws your metabolic processes out of whack and your body goes full-bore at trying to purge itself of the Cutty Sark you so thoughtfully shared with it. The only 100% effective hangover prevention is to drink conservatively or not at all, and the only 100% effective hangover "cure" is time and fluids. If you never drank, however, you wouldn't be here reading this guide, so let's get on with the debunking and validating.
The Myths—Hair of the Dog and Other Not So Great Ideas
In every culture with access to alcohol, myths abound about how to cure a hangover. In Ireland it used to be said you should bury your friend up to his neck in wet sand to help him through his hangover. A Haitian myth has it that turning the cork of the hangover-causing-bottle into a voodoo doll and sticking 13 pins in it will keep the hangover at bay. Other strange remedies from around the globe include breathing in the smoke from a coal fire and rubbing limes on your arms. We won't spend any time debunking why rubbing fruit on your body isn't going to cure a hangover, but we will look at the most common remedy claims. Photo by Eustaquio Santimano.
Drinking More Alcohol, aka Hair of the Dog: This is quite likely the most heavily toted hangover cure in the boozin'-recovery handbook. Unfortunately it's completely ineffective. Drinking when you're suffering from a hangover makes you—temporarily!—feel better simply because alcohol dulls your senses. You could just as easily prescribe a double-shot of Tequila as a "remedy" for bashing your thumb with a hammer.
You might achieve temporary relief from your hangover—if it works at all—but you'll just prolong the agony. Your body has to process all the toxins you spent all night shoving in it (delicious or not, alcohol is no wheat-grass smoothie when it comes to being body-friendly), and giving it more just extends the timetable. Photo by kthread.
Drinking Juice/Coffee Afterward: The base premise behind both of these seems to be that drinking lots of juice or coffee will speed up your metabolism and thus the processing of the alcohol. The problem with juice is that it would take gallons of juice to get enough sugar in your system to really change your metabolic rate—an already suspect line of reasoning since researchers in the 1970s established that drinking lots of juice slows down the metabolizing of alcohol. Then, even if the questionable trick worked, you'd have to deal with the massive insulin spike and sugar crash that followed—which can be just as nasty as a hangover. Hydration is important, especially after drinking it up, but juice doesn't do anything special to help you.
Coffee fails in a related fashion. If you drank enough coffee to speed up your metabolism enough to effect the processing of alcohol you'd give yourself heart palpitations and the side effects of mega-dosing on caffeine would dwarf the side effects of your hangover. Even worse, one study suggests that coffee-plus-hangover is a recipe for bad decision making. Photo by chaps1.
If a glass of V8 or a strong cup of coffee makes you feel better/sober up then sure, drink some. Just don't expect it to magically absorb all that vodka. Between the two, the V8 is the superior choice—coffee is a diuretic and light on any nutritional value, whereas your V8 is packed with vitamins and salt, both of which you could use some more of after a night of drinking.
Slamming Pain Killers: Don't load up on over-the-counter pain killers before bed. Not only do drugs like Aspirin and Acetaminophen have short windows of effectiveness in the body—you'll be asleep for their most effective time—but they're hard on your stomach and liver. That's not normally an issue when you're sober, but now is the time to pay attention to those bottle-warnings. Acetaminophen is especially harsh on your liver—thus the big warning on the box of Tylenol about not taking it along with alcohol. Save the pain killers for the next day and only if you really need them—again, you need to let your body focus on purging the alcohol. Photo by DraconianRain.
What Works—The Night Before and The Slow Crawl to Sobriety
Just because drinking a gallon of orange juice and jamming pins into the cork from a bottle won't cure your hangover doesn't mean you're out of luck. Like we pointed out above, the only fail-safe to a hangover-free life is to drink little or no alcohol. For those times that a good time and a good bottle get the better of you, you can armor up with these tried and tested tips. Photo by glennharper.
Drinking Water: Water is a magical elixir that makes your body function. You can never go wrong drinking lots of it and it's the absolute best thing to keep yourself from getting hungover and speeding up hangover recovery. Even better than just drinking a lot of water after the fact is drinking water throughout the prior night.
My unofficial never-have-hangovers routine is to drink a tall glass of water for every unit of alcohol I consume—a unit being one of the equivalency portions they teach in you in health class—1 shot=1 glass of wine=1 beer. Drink water frequently through the night, drink lots of water before you go to bed, drink more water in the morning. In addition to keeping you well hydrated, this technique also serves to regulate alcohol consumption. Would anyone really do 20 shots in an evening if they had to drink around 2 gallons of water to go with them? Photo by darkpatator.
Eat Up: Drinking liquids doesn't close the valve in your stomach or jump start the metabolic process—one of the reasons drinking cola fattens you up so quickly—so make sure you eat well before you start drinking. The myth side of this tip is that food some how absorbs alcohol and locks it up until your body digests the food. The real reason is the valve in your stomach closes to start the digestion process and it takes longer for the alcohol to absorb into your system—a huge cheeseburger is a metaphorical whiskey-sponge, not a literal one.
A solid meal will cause your stomach to focus on slowing the movement of food and liquid through your body so the digestive process can occur. If you skip the pre-bar-hopping meal, the alcohol you drink is essentially boarding a speed train to your blood stream. Focus on fat and protein-loaded foods to provide a nice slow-burning meal that will help regulate the absorption of alcohol. Photo by Pink Sherbet Photography.
Don't neglect a good breakfast, either. You may not feel like eating in the morning, but the last thing your body needs is you stumbling around like a zombie on and empty stomach. Mopping up the mess you made with a bottle of Tequila—just because it's a lighter-colored liquor doesn't always mean it'll protect you from a hangover—is hard work, and you'd be a jerk not to feed the help. Get a solid breakfast with complex carbs and some protein—a case for a farmer's omelet and some thick-sliced toast if there ever was one or perhaps a nice delicious bacon sandwich—to help your body power through. Photo by nathanborror.
How to Evaluate a Hangover Cure
We could write a book about all the hangover cures that don't work and a very small informational pamphlet about the ones that do. It doesn't take a lot of effort to debunk a hangover myth, however, and if you use our simple checklist below you can debunk myths as you come across them:
Hangovers rank right up there with drunk dialing your angry ex as one of the least pleasant drinking-related side effects. Stave off a hangover with these before and after tips—and skip the hangover myths.
Photo by Perfecto Insector.
Hangovers are no fun even if the events leading up to the hangover were a blast. Today we're taking a look at the various preventive measures and cures people undertake in the name of keeping hangovers away, highlighting the good, the bad, and the worthless hangover "cures".
Disclaimer: Before we delve into the myths about hangover cures and the effective ways you can deal with a hangover, let's get one big thing out of the way: As far as your body is concerned, alcohol is a poison. A little now and then might make you stronger—see The Princess Bride for a field-guide to better living through micro-dosing on poison—but a lot at one time throws your metabolic processes out of whack and your body goes full-bore at trying to purge itself of the Cutty Sark you so thoughtfully shared with it. The only 100% effective hangover prevention is to drink conservatively or not at all, and the only 100% effective hangover "cure" is time and fluids. If you never drank, however, you wouldn't be here reading this guide, so let's get on with the debunking and validating.
The Myths—Hair of the Dog and Other Not So Great Ideas
In every culture with access to alcohol, myths abound about how to cure a hangover. In Ireland it used to be said you should bury your friend up to his neck in wet sand to help him through his hangover. A Haitian myth has it that turning the cork of the hangover-causing-bottle into a voodoo doll and sticking 13 pins in it will keep the hangover at bay. Other strange remedies from around the globe include breathing in the smoke from a coal fire and rubbing limes on your arms. We won't spend any time debunking why rubbing fruit on your body isn't going to cure a hangover, but we will look at the most common remedy claims. Photo by Eustaquio Santimano.
Drinking More Alcohol, aka Hair of the Dog: This is quite likely the most heavily toted hangover cure in the boozin'-recovery handbook. Unfortunately it's completely ineffective. Drinking when you're suffering from a hangover makes you—temporarily!—feel better simply because alcohol dulls your senses. You could just as easily prescribe a double-shot of Tequila as a "remedy" for bashing your thumb with a hammer.
You might achieve temporary relief from your hangover—if it works at all—but you'll just prolong the agony. Your body has to process all the toxins you spent all night shoving in it (delicious or not, alcohol is no wheat-grass smoothie when it comes to being body-friendly), and giving it more just extends the timetable. Photo by kthread.
Drinking Juice/Coffee Afterward: The base premise behind both of these seems to be that drinking lots of juice or coffee will speed up your metabolism and thus the processing of the alcohol. The problem with juice is that it would take gallons of juice to get enough sugar in your system to really change your metabolic rate—an already suspect line of reasoning since researchers in the 1970s established that drinking lots of juice slows down the metabolizing of alcohol. Then, even if the questionable trick worked, you'd have to deal with the massive insulin spike and sugar crash that followed—which can be just as nasty as a hangover. Hydration is important, especially after drinking it up, but juice doesn't do anything special to help you.
Coffee fails in a related fashion. If you drank enough coffee to speed up your metabolism enough to effect the processing of alcohol you'd give yourself heart palpitations and the side effects of mega-dosing on caffeine would dwarf the side effects of your hangover. Even worse, one study suggests that coffee-plus-hangover is a recipe for bad decision making. Photo by chaps1.
If a glass of V8 or a strong cup of coffee makes you feel better/sober up then sure, drink some. Just don't expect it to magically absorb all that vodka. Between the two, the V8 is the superior choice—coffee is a diuretic and light on any nutritional value, whereas your V8 is packed with vitamins and salt, both of which you could use some more of after a night of drinking.
Slamming Pain Killers: Don't load up on over-the-counter pain killers before bed. Not only do drugs like Aspirin and Acetaminophen have short windows of effectiveness in the body—you'll be asleep for their most effective time—but they're hard on your stomach and liver. That's not normally an issue when you're sober, but now is the time to pay attention to those bottle-warnings. Acetaminophen is especially harsh on your liver—thus the big warning on the box of Tylenol about not taking it along with alcohol. Save the pain killers for the next day and only if you really need them—again, you need to let your body focus on purging the alcohol. Photo by DraconianRain.
What Works—The Night Before and The Slow Crawl to Sobriety
Just because drinking a gallon of orange juice and jamming pins into the cork from a bottle won't cure your hangover doesn't mean you're out of luck. Like we pointed out above, the only fail-safe to a hangover-free life is to drink little or no alcohol. For those times that a good time and a good bottle get the better of you, you can armor up with these tried and tested tips. Photo by glennharper.
Drinking Water: Water is a magical elixir that makes your body function. You can never go wrong drinking lots of it and it's the absolute best thing to keep yourself from getting hungover and speeding up hangover recovery. Even better than just drinking a lot of water after the fact is drinking water throughout the prior night.
My unofficial never-have-hangovers routine is to drink a tall glass of water for every unit of alcohol I consume—a unit being one of the equivalency portions they teach in you in health class—1 shot=1 glass of wine=1 beer. Drink water frequently through the night, drink lots of water before you go to bed, drink more water in the morning. In addition to keeping you well hydrated, this technique also serves to regulate alcohol consumption. Would anyone really do 20 shots in an evening if they had to drink around 2 gallons of water to go with them? Photo by darkpatator.
Eat Up: Drinking liquids doesn't close the valve in your stomach or jump start the metabolic process—one of the reasons drinking cola fattens you up so quickly—so make sure you eat well before you start drinking. The myth side of this tip is that food some how absorbs alcohol and locks it up until your body digests the food. The real reason is the valve in your stomach closes to start the digestion process and it takes longer for the alcohol to absorb into your system—a huge cheeseburger is a metaphorical whiskey-sponge, not a literal one.
A solid meal will cause your stomach to focus on slowing the movement of food and liquid through your body so the digestive process can occur. If you skip the pre-bar-hopping meal, the alcohol you drink is essentially boarding a speed train to your blood stream. Focus on fat and protein-loaded foods to provide a nice slow-burning meal that will help regulate the absorption of alcohol. Photo by Pink Sherbet Photography.
Don't neglect a good breakfast, either. You may not feel like eating in the morning, but the last thing your body needs is you stumbling around like a zombie on and empty stomach. Mopping up the mess you made with a bottle of Tequila—just because it's a lighter-colored liquor doesn't always mean it'll protect you from a hangover—is hard work, and you'd be a jerk not to feed the help. Get a solid breakfast with complex carbs and some protein—a case for a farmer's omelet and some thick-sliced toast if there ever was one or perhaps a nice delicious bacon sandwich—to help your body power through. Photo by nathanborror.
How to Evaluate a Hangover Cure
We could write a book about all the hangover cures that don't work and a very small informational pamphlet about the ones that do. It doesn't take a lot of effort to debunk a hangover myth, however, and if you use our simple checklist below you can debunk myths as you come across them:
- Would I do this if I wasn't hung over?: For some reason hangover cures always seem like some sort of puritanical punishment for your drinking sins. A good rule for evaluating a hangover cure is to ask if you'd do it under normal circumstances as part of a sensible health routine. Drinking lots of water? Always healthy. A little extra B-complex vitamins? Can't go wrong there. Huffing the smoke of a coal fire? Doesn't sound like a regular post-workout routine.
- Are the mechanics of this cure clear and scientifically-based?: You don't need to have a degree in molecular biology or understand how the potassium pumps in your cells work to use this one. Question any cure that seems to have "and then... magic!" as a component. Nutritionists the world over will advise you to eat protein for long lasting energy—a plate of eggs gives you much more energy throughout the morning than a bowl of cereal, for example—so it's not a long shot to see how eating a high-protein meal before a night on the town would help keep your metabolism steady. When in doubt, hit up Google to read up on the science behind an alleged cure.
- Will this, potentially, make me more sick?: You'd think this would be an obvious one, but given the hangover cures floating around it's not. Drinking raw eggs, Rocky-style, sweating it out in a sauna, running laps, and mega-dosing on vitamins, are all examples of things people do to beat back a hangover that aren't really so helpful. You don't want to give yourself salmonella poisoning, or further dehydrate yourself with hard exercise, or tax your liver even more with additional crap to process out. You wouldn't go jogging to "cure" the flu; treat a hangover accordingly.
Coffee won't cure your hangover, and may lead to poor decision-making: study
BY Amy Eisinger
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Friday, December 11th 2009, 1:00 PM
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All the coffee in the world won't help you overcome the effects of alcohol, researchers found.
Coffee may wake you up, but it won’t sober you up, a new study shows.
Researchers have concluded that while drinking coffee after consuming alcohol may make you feel more awake, it doesn’t actually make you more sober - and that combination could lead to poor decision-making, reports WebMD.com.
“Coffee may reduce the sedative effects of alcohol, which could give the false impression that people are not as intoxicated as they really are,” Thomas Gould, PhD, of Temple University told WebMD.com. Gould added that people who have only consumed alcohol are more likely to feel “tired and intoxicated,” and more importantly, acknowledge that they’re drunk.
The researchers, who published their findings in the journal “Behavioral Neuroscience,” first compared the drunk behavior of mice to that of mice given only a saline solution. The drunk and sober mice were tested on their ability to learn a maze while trying to avoid bright lights or sounds. The drunk mice did significantly less well.
After being drunk, the mice were given the equivalent of six to eight cups of coffee. While the caffeine and alcohol combination seemed to make the mice less anxious, it failed to reverse the negative effects that alcohol had on them learning the maze.
Alcohol also calmed the “caffeine jitters,” reports WebMD.com, which made the mice less able to avoid potential threats.
In a press release, Gould concluded that “the bottom line is that, despite the appeal of being able to stay up all night and drink, all evidence points to serious risks associated with caffeine-alcohol combinations.”
BY Amy Eisinger
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
Friday, December 11th 2009, 1:00 PM
All the coffee in the world won't help you overcome the effects of alcohol, researchers found.
Coffee may wake you up, but it won’t sober you up, a new study shows.
Researchers have concluded that while drinking coffee after consuming alcohol may make you feel more awake, it doesn’t actually make you more sober - and that combination could lead to poor decision-making, reports WebMD.com.
“Coffee may reduce the sedative effects of alcohol, which could give the false impression that people are not as intoxicated as they really are,” Thomas Gould, PhD, of Temple University told WebMD.com. Gould added that people who have only consumed alcohol are more likely to feel “tired and intoxicated,” and more importantly, acknowledge that they’re drunk.
The researchers, who published their findings in the journal “Behavioral Neuroscience,” first compared the drunk behavior of mice to that of mice given only a saline solution. The drunk and sober mice were tested on their ability to learn a maze while trying to avoid bright lights or sounds. The drunk mice did significantly less well.
After being drunk, the mice were given the equivalent of six to eight cups of coffee. While the caffeine and alcohol combination seemed to make the mice less anxious, it failed to reverse the negative effects that alcohol had on them learning the maze.
Alcohol also calmed the “caffeine jitters,” reports WebMD.com, which made the mice less able to avoid potential threats.
In a press release, Gould concluded that “the bottom line is that, despite the appeal of being able to stay up all night and drink, all evidence points to serious risks associated with caffeine-alcohol combinations.”
We already established this 3 pages ago:
I never said it WORKED....i merely said people KNOW that coffee is a COMMONLY USED hangover cure...and its COMMON KNOWLEDGE that it is so. Either way, Myth Busters already beat you to it in proving what does and doesn't work as a hangover remedy.
None of this dispells the original argument of why caffeine is used in alcoholic beverages...which is why all of this began. In fact, those only STRENGTHEN the argument as to WHY it is used.
I never said it WORKED....i merely said people KNOW that coffee is a COMMONLY USED hangover cure...and its COMMON KNOWLEDGE that it is so. Either way, Myth Busters already beat you to it in proving what does and doesn't work as a hangover remedy.
None of this dispells the original argument of why caffeine is used in alcoholic beverages...which is why all of this began. In fact, those only STRENGTHEN the argument as to WHY it is used.
