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Would You kiss her?

  • Hell Yeah bro! MMMWWWAH!!!

    Votes: 2 3.8%

  • I can't kiss no head doctor.

    Votes: 18 34.0%

  • Grab head, push down.

    Votes: 33 62.3%
  • Total voters
    53
MRTHECOSE

MRTHECOSE

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were chillin with 2 girls just met night b4. im drinking at my pad with 4 homies. they take their turns getting bossed up in my bro's room except 1 he got his the night b4.. I take my girl and her friend home. I turn around and there is my boy the one who didn't get dome that night. eating that whores face like his last meal. I was like eeewwwwww.
true story. he knew what happened upstairs but he was drunk so I guess he let it slip his mind... I never brought it up with him. I feeel bad
 
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Fucky McFuckerson

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May 9, 2002
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I hate finding out a girl you wanna fuck...is a bar slut or neighborhood hoe...it really puts a damper on my mood.

I was trynna fuck with this female about 10 years ago. Always saw her at the bar wearing tight white pants, hair all nice, tits perked up just enough to say "look at em, but don't stare". We bullshitted a few times here and there, as i frequented the bar. I finally got the talkin with her because we apparently had mutual "bar friends". I got her number and we talked. She had a kid, which should have red flag number one, but at 21, i was trynna dig out pussy, didnt care if a kid came out or not. We started kickin it and it seemed that every time we went anywhere in or around that bar, SOMEONE knew her.

Finally she got into some drama with another bar regualr that drank their...apparently she was fuckin him, his cousin, and was trynna fuck me now. This dude told me straight up "i hope you wore a rubber, because my dick was burnin after we fucked". When she came back in the bar after arguing outside for 10 minutes, i told her to fuck off. "Why? What the fuck is wrong with you now?"....uhhhh..."im not a fan of razorblades shootin out my dickhole when i piss. Im out."

Last time i heard, her kid got takin away and she was hooked on meth.
 
DFresh77

DFresh77

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ECOSE said:
were chillin with 2 girls just met night b4. im drinking at my pad with 4 homies. they take their turns getting bossed up in my bro's room except 1 he got his the night b4.. I take my girl and her friend home. I turn around and there is my boy the one who didn't get dome that night. eating that whores face like his last meal. I was like eeewwwwww.
true story. he knew what happened upstairs but he was drunk so I guess he let it slip his mind... I never brought it up with him. I feeel bad
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hahaha

that reminds me of one of my boys...and he was light weight drunk too..

he saw me getting head from the bitch and 10 mins after i was done with her...he was inserting his tongue down her throat...but i told him to stop tho..cuz i felt bad for dude....
 
Infamy Loc

Infamy Loc

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SHEA said:
Hell nah that aint me LMAO!!!!



....I know a dude who made the neighborhood head doctor his girlfriend LOL@ him!!

one time ( WAAAAAAY back in the day ).... we had this broad in the room & it was choo-choo time, everyone was getting a turn.

( I was first in her mouth so to me that made it A-OK )

....anyhow, after me, one of the homies back then, straight took the broad on the bed n started making love like Luther Vandross was playing in the background or some shit lol

.....point being, ole boy was making out with her while fuckin, after I done emptied the clip off in her jaws LOL @ him too!
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I ALMOST FELL OUTTA MY SEAT ON THAT STORY LOL.........I HAD A BITCH ON THE BLADE FOR ME BACC IN THE DAY AND I CAUGHT ONE OF THE HOMIES ASKING HER OUT ON A DATE.....I WAS LIKE WTF R U DOIN??????????? SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT A WOMEN LIKE A WOMEN AND A HO LIKE A HO
 
Sydal

Sydal

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Some bitch @ Cuccini's in San Jose tried to make me THAT DUDE! I was sitting down, having some drinks, minding my own fuckin' business when this chick from Oakland recognized me, walked up and asked me to sign a CD. So I signed the CD, then she asked me to go over to her table and bullshit with her for a while. Being the nice fuckin' guy I am, I did just that. After about 30 minutes or so, my manager walked up and said, "Sydal, come here", so I got up and stepped to the side. She said, "Come on, we have shit to do...besides, that bitch looks dirty as fuck". So I tell her I gotta roll, she shot me her number, and I walked away. Bouncer walks up and was like, "Did you kiss that bitch, Sydal?" I said, "naww, I'm not tryin' to fuck with that broad...I was just choppin' it up with her". He was like, "Good, 'cause right before she came out and saw you, she was choppin' my boy up in the bathroom". AWWWW MAN...WTF?

This bitch finds me on Myspace the next day talkin' about she has a man, but wants to fuck.

So, to answer the question of this thread...HELL NO I'm not trying to kiss no fuckin' head doctor.
 
Sydal

Sydal

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SHEA said:
One time I was drunk as shit.


My BM's best friend was @ my house partying with me, my BM, a few friends, & my best friend who lived with me.


my BM's best friend is a dirty fat cum sucking whore bag slut.


....did I mention she is a fat dirty whore?


anyhow, my BM told me earlier that her friend CONTINUES to get the clap, like over & over.... begs for the train to get ran on her rawdog @ parties n shit.

anyhow, I was drunk as I already typed ( actually I typed this whole thing then closed the window on accident ) .....I see my best friend, who dont get his dick wet much & has no game, holding hands walking to his room with the fat cunt dirty clap havin ass whore....

apparently the only thing I could muster up to say LOUD, loud enough so everyone heard me was: "DONNNNNNNNT DOOOOOOO ITTTTT DAWGGGGGG" LOL


....they just look back & I think she just smiled like "I'm gonna infect your boy now"

anyhow, my boy, I was for sure he was gonna fuck regardless.

But he didnt, apparently.

I woke up the next day & he said that he took her to his room, & just insisted on smoking her whole 8th of weed ( my boy is a weed-hound )

& he 'claims' he just sat there & watched her play with her fat stinky hairy gross fat whorebag pussy & overlapping flaps of fat that she'll claim as 'big tits' while he smoked her whle 8th.

that was 7 or so years ago, & he's married now, to my knowledge he never went to the doc, so who is to say.

but the moral to the story is my babymommas best friend is a dirty cunt whorebag filthy slut who I wish would have killed herself the day before I met her.


the end.
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LMAO! Love the way you tell a story, Shea.
 
KillaClown

KillaClown

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Jan 28, 2005
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y'all are trippin on this shit.

This is how I roll.

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/xndclcdrfv--One-Penis-per-Fantasy-RuleDave-Chappelle-HBO-Comedy-Half-Hour-Dave-Chappelle-Comedy-


I woke up one night on my boys couch... with this girl wearing just her panties straddling me. I proceeded to look at her face, examine her titties, and then ask her name. She says to me "I'm a present from your friends. I'm your little whore."

...while the whole time, I'm glancing back and forth at my boys, like 4 of them trying hard not to burst out laughing.

Assessing the situation, I realized this gutter slut was serious as hell. She would have done anything at all I told her to do at that moment, including (but not limited to) wild shit involving 'Monty' the ball python.

I then instructed her it was best that she "get the fuck off my lap." and got all bitchy. Then it got even worse, and my homie got tired of her and drove her home.

My brother ends up calling this bitch at like 3am, has her come get him and pays to keep her in a hoe-tell for the night.


Now the thing that should be said about my brother, is he knowingly had unprotected sex with a girl infected with the herpes (not the same girl from the previous story, a diff'rent ho). Multiple multiple multiple times. And over the course of 5 years, I don't think he's spent 12 months without fucking this girl.

Since I met this virus spreading tramp, I've heard a good half dozen stories from random people I meet for the first time in my life about a girl with her name doing A, B, and C to guys D, E, and F. I ask a few questions and its ALWAYS this slut.

Ends up becoming his baby's mama.


The moral of the story is this: I got standards. If I'm puttin' in work on a girl, I know beyond a reasonable doubt aint nobody's dick but mine been near that pussu within the past 48-72 hours. Often even longer than that.

Only one dick in the room when I'm fuckin' a woman- and that's mine.
 
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