Most likely to be white, yet claims to be of another race
The shameless self promoter award - given to the person that plugs their music, website, whatever with the least shame and most frequency & ferocity.
Most likely to be an FBI agent looking for terrorists or lil johnny walker wannabes
Closet homersexual award - most likely to prefer the company of their same sex yet remains in the closet could be given to two people or just one for intentionally remaining in the closet and one for great self denial.