So I was fuckin this ICP fag's girl for like a month and a half. And I'm sayin I was straight beatin those... She was one of those "diamond in the rough" nerd bitches who are actually fine as fuck but kick it with squares.
In any case, he had a half mullet, smashed beer cans on his forehead, and was a fake nazi...I say "fake" because my black homeboy who was (at the least) half his size spit on him and poured a cup of noodles on his gay ass, and he didn't do shit.
So he found out I was on some straight Jacques Costeau deep sea exploration with his girl (and she got turned the fuck out after that), and he started crying at school. He didn't show up for like almost a week, and after that talked about how we was gonna "stab me", "beat me up with a baseball bat", "make me regret the day I ever lived" or some shit, and "pour glue in my backpack and locker"<-----lmfao.
So in class I start throwing shit at him and he tries to ignore me. After shit started raining on his head he turns around and goes "dude I have no problem with you calm the fuck down".
He looked like Andy Milonaukis.
They're all fags. All.
