WWE RELEASES UMAGA (WTF)?!?!

[SC_408]

World Wrestling Entertainment has come to terms on the release of SmackDown Superstar Umaga as of today, June 8, 2009. WWE wishes Umaga the best in all future endeavors.

 

[huelgabird408]

lame :ermm:

anyone know the story behind this?

 

[SC_408]

i wonder why...shit was hella random lol

 

[SMCrazy]

Ok so Kennedy and Umaga get fired and Chris Masters gets rehired ?


This is getting stupid

 

[SC_408]

well i guess we gonna see umaga and samoa joe team up somehow

 

[SMCrazy]

well i guess we gonna see umaga and samoa joe team up somehow

or beat the hell out of eachother

 

[GHP]

well they killed umagas heat and he became just another big guy to lose to the undertaker in some wacky dark stipulation match, his run was never really ment to last that long. he was actually a big guy with alot of speed and agility, he was fun to watch

 

[HERESY]

The Samoan Spike aka The Thumb of Doom for the win!

 

[SMCrazy]

well they killed umagas heat and he became just another big guy to lose to the undertaker in some wacky dark stipulation match, his run was never really ment to last that long. he was actually a big guy with alot of speed and agility, he was fun to watch

has anyone noticed that Undertaker has suddenly dissapered ?

 

[Madison Kaine]

yeah good point. he's probably spending time with Sara

 

[L.D.S.]

He and Sara have been divorced for some time, but his pattern of appearing and reappearing is still intact. He's the upper eschalon, so he gets his breaks in monthly spells.

Anyway, goodbye Jamal. You will not be missed.

 

[Madison Kaine]

He and Sara have been divorced for some time, but his pattern of appearing and reappearing is still intact. He's the upper eschalon, so he gets his breaks in monthly spells.

Anyway, goodbye Jamal. You will not be missed.

I know I was kidding ha but he might be hanging out with Paul Bearer

 

[LEE-ZILLA 69]

WASNT HE STARTING TO TALK TOO

 

[ESFCE]

it's a shame

 

[GHP]

has anyone noticed that Undertaker has suddenly dissapered ?

shawn micheals too they will both probably be back b4 summerslam

 

[SMCrazy]

shawn micheals too they will both probably be back b4 summerslam

or maybe they should just both retire quietly and both be inducted in the Hall Of Fame.

we need to focus on new wrestlers, which WWE is doing.

 

[Safe+Sound]

*Board meating on the next talent cuts*

Vince - "So, which superstars shall we release in order to cut costs and narrow the roster?"
Advisor - "Well, there's always goldust. He's practically useless"
Vince - "I know!, what about Mr Kennedy. The guy re-injure himself, nearly injured our champ and is a wild performer. Right thats 1 down."
Advisor - "well, I guess that could work"
Vince - "Right then, Next candidate?"
Advisor - "Hows about Jesse. You know, the old tag partner of Festus. We really haven't got a use for him now"
Vince - "Yes Umaga doesn't seem to have a place with us now. Lets job him out to Punk and throw the tool out after Xtreme Rules"
Advisor - *looks confused* "well, if thats how you feel"
Vince - "Come on people I'm doing all the work here. Who else can we release that has 'no use' to us?".....

 

[Darkshowdown]

has anyone noticed that Undertaker has suddenly dissapered ?

He just got hip surgery and wont be back till august sometime. Kane was also taking time off he be back first.

 

[Darkshowdown]

shawn micheals too they will both probably be back b4 summerslam

HBK may not come until the winter or early next year he originally took off until september but now he said he dont want to comeback until close to time for next years wrestlemania

 

[Darkshowdown]

yeah good point. he's probably spending time with Sara

Taker is engaged to Michelle McCool