WTF Happened to Gas One?

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This just in: Gas was backing out his driveway, and crashed. Luckily MaeMaeFresh ran into the house, picked up a bottle of syrup and broke the winshield open to save his life!!! Gas is very thankful to MaeMae for this and asks that the press respect his privacy in this tough time.





Oh shit!!!

UPDATE: Private text messages from kayvee and Stalka, and 10 other unconfirmed numbers have been retrieved from Gas One's phone!!

here is an excerpt:

gas: whats up im about to smoke this blunt

510-***-****: lets get together tonight

gas: fo sho lemme just sip this lean right quick lol hol up brb
 
Nov 20, 2005
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This just in: Gas was backing out his driveway, and crashed. Luckily MaeMaeFresh ran into the house, picked up a bottle of syrup and broke the winshield open to save his life!!! Gas is very thankful to MaeMae for this and asks that the press respect his privacy in this tough time.





Oh shit!!!

UPDATE: Private text messages from kayvee and Stalka, and 10 other unconfirmed numbers have been retrieved from Gas One's phone!!

here is an excerpt:

gas: whats up im about to smoke this blunt

510-***-****: lets get together tonight

gas: fo sho lemme just sip this lean right quick lol hol up brb
hahahahahahaha :siccness:

~k.
 
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he's no longer relevant. (was he ever?)

so he's pulling a figboot. when people can no longer stand me i'll probably do the same.
 

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gas was interviewed for hood 2 hood vol. 3, they did an otay mesa episode.


hood 2 hood host: let em know what city and state we in, playboy.

gas one: this is otay mesa, california...*sips lean, hits blunt*

hood 2 hood host: fa sho. let these people know, what was some of the most grimey shit you done seen around this muthafucka mayne?

gas one: shit, a couple months ago, i done seen a rattlesnake gets its muthafuckin wig pushed back. straight the fuck up. *hits blunt*

hood 2 hood host: okay...let these people know what the story behind that shit was, mayne?

gas one: shit, i was just at the pad on the siccness...clownin on some nigga who had a backfrica tattoo and shit, then i heard my dogs barking. *hits blunt* i come out, i hear that muthafucka rattling and what not, and i didn't want my dogs to get hurt, so i took action into my own muthafuckin hands, had to let that bastard know this is muthafuckin westside otay mesa. we ain't to be fucked with. so i had to light his ass up, on south east san diego...*hits blunt*

hood 2 hood host: fa sho playa. what did you hit that muthafucka with?

gas one: my bb guns broke, so a nigga had to think so fast, so quick. that muthafucka got whacked by a shovel. believe that. *hits blunt*

hood 2 hood host: hell yeah. how did that shit make a nigga feel?

gas one: shit, i felt timid at first, especially with my dogs being around *hits blunt* but i had to do the fool, it was like a war was going on outside. *hits blunt*

hood 2 hood host: okay...so is it important to carry a pistol around this bitch?

gas one: hell yeah. *hits blunt, throws away roach, grabs vape* but to me it's more important to carry a vaporizer. can't be hittin blunts way too much, i ain't trying to have difficulty breathing, so i fuck with this vape thang. plus i don't gotta use that much weed. *hits vaporizer*

hood 2 hood host: hell yeah, let these people know what they call you around here, mayne.

gas one: they call me gas one, straight outta south east san diego, now doing it tremendo out here in otay mesa. holla. *hits vaporizer*

hood 2 hood host: you wanna give out any shout outs? anything else to say to these people, mayne?

gas one: yup, check out my radio show, all gas no brakes on dagosd.com...fuck with it. shout out to siccness.net/vb and the entire city of san diego, california. peace. *hits vaporizer, passes out and suffers from weed coma*
 
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