wtf do i do about getting rid of rattlesnakes?

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Jun 5, 2004
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...SHOULDA JUS BIT ITS HEAD OFF AND MAKE RATTLE SNAKE STEW...


BUT ON THE REEL, RATTLE SNAKE IS GRUBBIN LIKA MUFUCKA.

MAKE A MOVIE- THE COOKOUT:5. HAVE DMX IN IT GRUBBIN ON SOME SNAKE BBQ LIKE ARRRFH AND HAVE STEVEN SEGAL KILLIN ANNACONDAS AND WHAT NOT. DONT FORGET JA RULE THO HE THE BEST ACTOR IN THE WORLD

AND HAVE CHRIS BROWN COME IN AND CRUMP ON A LIVE COBRA AT THE END, THEN MR. T BITES ITS HEAD OFF AND PUTS IT ON THE GRILL
 

LISICKI

rosecityplaya
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you know what id do to those pesky yard animals


im not gonna dry snitch on myself but just know wed be having bbq rattlesnake for dinner
 

GHP

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Damn how many damn snakes you have in your yard? I live in arizona and i never even seen a rattlesnake ever.

I'd like to hit up a BBQ and eat some rattlesnake though to see what it tastes like
(no homo)
 

Gas One

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May 24, 2006
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Downtown, Pittsburg. Southeast Dago.
Damn how many damn snakes you have in your yard? I live in arizona and i never even seen a rattlesnake ever.

I'd like to hit up a BBQ and eat some rattlesnake though to see what it tastes like
(no homo)
ive had maybe 3 run ins with rattlesnakes.i think is its because i live right next to a canyon, and this canyon used to be a wildlife preservation area, until someone bought the area and put up big ass houses.

those are just personal run ins, my dogs have both been bit by what in think were rattlesnakes, in the face, and survived it

rattlesnake venom serum is like 900 bucks

you either cash out or wait and see if your dog is gonna die or not

im lucky they both got through it

aint shit you can do about it either because snakes can pretty much get through a crack

i think on these hot muggy days im gonna air condition my garage and leave it open for them because theyre prolly gonna get worse come summer.
 

VERSACERO

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Fuck you snake haters i hope yall get bit on the throat heres a pic of my pet rattlesnake i had to get rid of him tho i was having dreams that this mutha fucka was getting out of his tank so i let him go in a nice preschool playground