Would you suck a man's dick to completion if he offered you 5 million dollars cash?
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TRUE STORY
ONE OF MY HOMIES SELLS ROCK,SO NOT TOO LONG AGO WE WERE HANGING OUT DRINKING BEER WITH SOME OTHER HOMIES AND MY HOMIES PIT BULL...SOME CRACKHEAD GIRL FROM AROUND THE AREA CAME UP AND WANTED TO GET HOOKED UP BUT SHE HAD NO MONEY...SHE SAID SHE WOULD GIVE US HEAD,BUT WE WERE LIKE HELL NAW...
SO MY HOMIE TOLD HER TO SUCK HIS DOGS BALLS,THE BITCH WITHOUT HESITATING KICKED OFF HER SHOES GOT DOWN ON HER KNEES AND STARTED SUCKING THE DOGS BALLS...IT WAS SOME SAD SHIT...
ONE OF MY HOMIES SELLS ROCK,SO NOT TOO LONG AGO WE WERE HANGING OUT DRINKING BEER WITH SOME OTHER HOMIES AND MY HOMIES PIT BULL...SOME CRACKHEAD GIRL FROM AROUND THE AREA CAME UP AND WANTED TO GET HOOKED UP BUT SHE HAD NO MONEY...SHE SAID SHE WOULD GIVE US HEAD,BUT WE WERE LIKE HELL NAW...
SO MY HOMIE TOLD HER TO SUCK HIS DOGS BALLS,THE BITCH WITHOUT HESITATING KICKED OFF HER SHOES GOT DOWN ON HER KNEES AND STARTED SUCKING THE DOGS BALLS...IT WAS SOME SAD SHIT...
WiCkEd said:
ONE OF MY HOMIES SELLS ROCK,SO NOT TOO LONG AGO WE WERE HANGING OUT DRINKING BEER WITH SOME OTHER HOMIES AND MY HOMIES PIT BULL...SOME CRACKHEAD GIRL FROM AROUND THE AREA CAME UP AND WANTED TO GET HOOKED UP BUT SHE HAD NO MONEY...SHE SAID SHE WOULD GIVE US HEAD,BUT WE WERE LIKE HELL NAW...
SO MY HOMIE TOLD HER TO SUCK HIS DOGS BALLS,THE BITCH WITHOUT HESITATING KICKED OFF HER SHOES GOT DOWN ON HER KNEES AND STARTED SUCKING THE DOGS BALLS...IT WAS SOME SAD SHIT...
SO MY HOMIE TOLD HER TO SUCK HIS DOGS BALLS,THE BITCH WITHOUT HESITATING KICKED OFF HER SHOES GOT DOWN ON HER KNEES AND STARTED SUCKING THE DOGS BALLS...IT WAS SOME SAD SHIT...
5 million.....
$ 5,000,000.....
Five Million Dollars....
f-i-v-e m-i-l-l-i-o-n d-o-l-l-a-r-s
man thats a lot of money
man just imagine they bring some hunchback ass leatherface lookin fucker with a wart covered dick that smells like hot piss n vinegar...and you gotta serve em until completion...wow
thats would be rough
but i think fuckin a hooker on the top floor of Caesars Palace while drinkin a $5,000 bottle of cognac and poppin some exo's would make me forget for an hour or two....
shit 5,000,000 can buy a lot.......even happiness after suckin off the hunchback midget with the artificial legs and colostomy bag
$ 5,000,000.....
Five Million Dollars....
f-i-v-e m-i-l-l-i-o-n d-o-l-l-a-r-s
man thats a lot of money
man just imagine they bring some hunchback ass leatherface lookin fucker with a wart covered dick that smells like hot piss n vinegar...and you gotta serve em until completion...wow
thats would be rough
but i think fuckin a hooker on the top floor of Caesars Palace while drinkin a $5,000 bottle of cognac and poppin some exo's would make me forget for an hour or two....
shit 5,000,000 can buy a lot.......even happiness after suckin off the hunchback midget with the artificial legs and colostomy bag
Ok, we all know its some gay shit to do... but if you know youre not gay, why would you be trippin? You just have to look at it like a job you had to do where the labor was miserable, but the pay was good. We've all had those kind of jobs. This is 15 minutes of emasculating, humiliating work, but at the end of the job you get to take home 5 million cash. Trading 15 minutes of my heterosexuality for 5 million dollars... that aint a bad deal. In essence, isnt it just flesh anyway? Fuck, Im sounding gay right now.
Oh, and by the way, your mom has most likely sucked a couple dicks in her time... and what does she have to show for it??? Not 5 million.
Oh, and by the way, your mom has most likely sucked a couple dicks in her time... and what does she have to show for it??? Not 5 million.
callin it work is an analogy. quit the hard homeboy act. people need to realize that if u were "truly hard" u wouldnt let nobody call u a faggot if u didnt know. just say dood is crazy, u never sucked his dick. there are many ways of gettin around it. im not sayin i'd be on my knees, but im still saying 5 million is a lot of fuckin money. as if eating human shit is LESS humiliating. its only humiliating to urself.
