WOULD YOU LET YOUR GIRLS MOTHER GIVE YOU A MASSAGE?!

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Jul 4, 2009
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gottdam @ that pic.... tha fuc is wrong u ? that bitch look like she 300 lbs, u made it seem like she wuz decent.... nigga u lost in life....smh
I told you she had a HUGE ass.
LOL @ me taking that picture within 2 seconds and my lady turning around and asking "Did you just take a pic of my moms ass?"
I felt like a fucking fugitive
 
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Thank you sirrr. Needless to say I never got that massage, I just ended up putting ice on it, taking a hot shower and then cracking it.
worked like a charm.
 
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Then starting thinking about it, gave me a fucking nightmare last night no lie.
she was all massaging my stomach like dude said then all the sudden she went for my dick. I woke up n started yelling NO!!! my girl gets up right next to me asking what was wrong, I couldnt tell her... I just couldnt..
 
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maybe you like them big and maybe you do not.

i can almost garnette your lady will take on the same obese shape later in life. something to think about if you are shallow.

oh yeah, i'm wading in the kiddie pool....
 
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Then starting thinking about it, gave me a fucking nightmare last night no lie.
she was all massaging my stomach like dude said then all the sudden she went for my dick. I woke up n started yelling NO!!! my girl gets up right next to me asking what was wrong, I couldnt tell her... I just couldnt..
is it really that serious ?! it's either you fuck your mother in-law or you don't it's that easy