Words I've Learned From Black People.

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Meta4iCAL

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#91
ambuhlances

that's how my boy says ambulance... even if it's only one ambulance... he says it like that...

pronounced am-buh-lances
 

Gas One

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#94
'Colored folk time' AKA C.P.T. = i am going to fucking be late to everything so just fucking expect me to be late because im irresponsible and do not understand the concept of meeting times.

BEAN PIE MY BROTHA - you know what? i still don't get it.

that shit is like the equivelent to a white person running up on me and being like "QUICHE TACO!!!" ewww nigga wtf?!? get the fuck away from me :wiping invisible spiders off shirt:
 
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#96
I learned that Dumb isn't bad, unless it means retarded...Which isn't bad, unless it means ignorant.

Examples:

Positive Connotations [Black People]:

"That shit slaps retarded."
"Man, we be goin' dumb."

Negative Connotations [White People]:

"Shut the fuck up, retard."
"Are you fucking dumb or something?"




All in all, blacks seem more positive.
 

Gas One

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#98
'shut the fuck up cracka'

your expertise isnt necessarily needed in this particular conversation or moment in time, and we will need you to wait this one out until an acceptable and more suitable conversation or situation. thank you for your cooperation.
also see: "when grown people talkin shut the fuck up"

'ay go to the sto for me"

nearest liquor store, cheapest beer, fastest return time, and you will need to add .70 cent of your own change but i neglected to tell you that.

'ay lemme hit that'

ive drunk all my beer, and now like a drunken negro, i would like to have some of your beer, and i will make sure to wrap my lips around it and spit in it.

'backwashing'

the process of shit touching your lips and going back in the bottle. but they dont necessarily mind if you drink their backwash, right?
 
Apr 26, 2003
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#99
'Colored folk time' AKA C.P.T. = i am going to fucking be late to everything so just fucking expect me to be late because im irresponsible and do not understand the concept of meeting times.

BEAN PIE MY BROTHA - you know what? i still don't get it.

that shit is like the equivelent to a white person running up on me and being like "QUICHE TACO!!!" ewww nigga wtf?!? get the fuck away from me :wiping invisible spiders off shirt:
cp-time...is 47 minutes to the hour, we had a meeting and came up with that, appointment @ 12:00, showin up @ 12:47, appointment @ 1:30 showin up @ 2:17. Appointment @ 7 am, well thats too damn early for black folks to be up....