wierd observations....the WHY/HOW COME thread

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Nuttkase

Nuttkase

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BUTCHER 206 said:
cause soccer would sound lame
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That really didn't answer the question. I want to know why they decided to call it Football when a players foot only touches the ball a few times per game? Why didn't they call it Passball? Or Throwball? Or Runball? Or Run and Pass Ball? Ok...now I'm bored...and...yeah...bye.
 
UNC

UNC

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Aug 8, 2004
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disboiluvgrls said:
Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?
Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
Why can't liquor freeze?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
Who was in the kitchen with Dina?
Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?
How old does something have to be to become an antique?
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Do babies produce more spit than adults?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
Do cows have calf muscles?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?
Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?
Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?
Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Have ex-punsters been expunged?
Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?
Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
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Damn these are nice, i read all of them and think these are well thought-out
 
Villain

Villain

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Apr 25, 2002
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drunkinfool said:
how come metro can offer such great deals, yet verizon/cingular/etc..... still stay in business?
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Cause Metro has terrible service...You are not paying the ability to make and receive a call, but the ability to hold that call from dropping...

Metro offers unlimited minutes, cause you're bound to drop at least a 3rd of them. Also Metro does not use their own network...I believe the piggyback off Sprint towers...
 
Villain

Villain

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Apr 25, 2002
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Tha Sinner said:
How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age?

Do babies produce more spit than adults?

How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?

If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
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- Cause life begins at birth...

- No, cause adults swallow most of their saliva...babies don't know how to hold it in...

- They are a vegetable...just one that will make you fat...and I'm sure the oil/lard/whateva counteracts any healthy substance you would get from a plain potato

- If you were a surgeon, would you remove you own appendix? Probably not...

- I think they are actually orange...makes it easier to find them
 
GHP

GHP

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Jul 21, 2002
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Why do fast food joints make hella good limited time only burgers and shit?

Observation-I noticed in fast food commercials if you pay close attention no one ever eats the food
 
C.M.P CEO

C.M.P CEO

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wtf is the point of red lobster doing the all u can eat shrimp special but when u actually go there after about 3plates of shrimp they tell u to go home
 
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