Why Do Old People Like The Post Office So Much?

[short]

how come no aight-lookin chicks are ever at the post office

 

[onmeshow]

cause all good lookin chicks never have a reason to send mail. all they do is text message.

 

[rekomstop]

Exactly.

Its the same with them old muthafuckas that still pay for their $9.56 purchase at the store with a CHECK... and then before they vacate their old ass from the checking stand, they gotta write the check down in the ledger and then procede to rebalance their account.

LOL that shit cracks me up, i never get mad if i'm behind them tho, you sometimes gotta slow down and laugh at shit once in a while...gettin all pissed about shit aint gonna do nothing, they still gonna be old until they die!

 

[short]

cause all good lookin chicks never have a reason to send mail. all they do is text message.

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

why don't u use them express mail shit, where u can pay with a credit card, stick the postage on your package and dump it in the box and leave. don't they have that shit everywhere now? you aint gotta line up unless u got some questions or if you old and want to talk to people and make little kids wait inline an extra 15 min just to fuck with them.

I am going to ask about that next time I go. This thread is starting to remind me of that South Park episode about the old people rebelling against having their licenses taken. They defeated the old people by locking the doors to the Country Kitchen restaurant. Great episode.