Man Card revoked if you don't own a baseball bat.
*Man card revoked if you own a wooden bat and it dosent have dings and dents and broken glass and chards of teeth in it from all the dirt youve done with it
Lol. I keep my old school louieville slugger in my house... But i used to roll around with a smaller black metal bat (smaller full size bat not a minibat), one golf club, and my boy's big ass 3ft long like 50lbs fishing gaff that would kill someone hella easy. One of the times i got pulled over and the cop searched my trunk and saw all that shit and he says "wow a baseball bat, a 9 iron, and a fishing gaff...you either either play alot of sports or kick alot of ass". Lol and then he looks and ther was a hammer in there too... He was actually hella cool, was pretty much like "damn bro u gotta take a few of these things out of your car... Im gonna give u a warning but theres no gloves, no baseballs, no golf balls, no fish, no nails, nothin that tells me these are being used the proper way and im telling you that thats gonna be a huge problem if you get stopped with it again." He said that just one of those items could be considered a dangerous weapon, and i had like 4 or 5 lol