Whuts The most creative quote ever on cd???

[FuccaBytch]

.....

stick my dick in your ear and fuck with you mind// lurch

gets more ass than toilet seats// locksmith

just like R.Kelly, I fuck the young//in this rap game, cum on ya belly cum on ya tounge

 

[Doberman]

Too many

one that comes to mind is this...Rakim took his thought process on how to create a bomb song....and put it in a song!
"How can I move the crowd?...First of all ain't no mistakes allowed. Here's the instructions....put it together! It's simple ain't it...but quite clever" (Rakim's ..'Move the Crowd')

Classic shit

 

[CIARO]

how bout....(WHEN I DIE ...IMMA DIE CRIPPIN/ SO BURY ME IN BLUE.. INCASE THE DEVILS SET TRIPPIN.)

 

[tyson]

^^^Hell yea that ones tight

 

[CIARO]

HOW BOUT THIS ONE....( OUTTA BOUNDS WILL GET YOU PUT ON YOUR POCKET/ LOAD IT AND COCK IT/ THEN SEND A ROCKET THROUGH YOUR EYE SOCKET//TAKE YOUR BODY TO BRIDGE AND DROP IT/ AND NEVER CATER TO A BITCH UNLESS IM REAPIN A PROFIT/).

 

[tyson]

Hell yea Foo who is sayin those

 

[CIARO]

my homies...

 

[CIARO]

MAN ..THIS MAKE ME WANT TO TAKE MY TIME AND RIGHT SOME SAVAGE SHIT

 

[thug thizzle]

"if money had arms and legs,it'd climb in my pocket.."-Rasaq(Color Changin Click)

"my flows outta control like a ragin bull"-Paul Wall

"my city they mean mug cuz they be actin a grouch,20 inches sittin lower than a midget can crouch.."-Paul Wall

 

[B-Buzz]

I dont know why you got these people sayin smokin weed makes you forget, I been smokin since...since....since.... aww shit- Devin The Dude

The rims still spinnin so I bump a little Spinners- Twista

Now there's a nightmare on your mommas street, but Freddie's bitch ass is dead, so now you gotta deal with me, and aint no need to have no part 2, 3 , or 4, cuz Ima kill em all in the first episode- X Raided

More throwbacks than the shittiest fisherman- Cane

Your lines be sucking dick just like the Detroit Lions- Cane

 

[POLTERGEIST]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE LONGEST THREAD EVER ON BART..MAYBE.......WE SHOULD GIVE TYSON A AWARD

 

[tyson]

LOL. The threads pretty long. Theres some quotes that are fuccin savage, Good shit yall.

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

IN MY BACKYARD, THERE'S A GANG OF BODYS THAT'S BURRIED
WHEN YOU WALK ON MY BACKYARD, YOU WALKIN ON A CEMETARY
WHEN I WAS BORN, I WAS BORN ON THE 13TH
MY BEST FRIEND WAS FREDDY AND WE USED TO LIVE ON ELM STREET/
RBL. MNOHP

 

[CIARO]

hell no, you cant trust me...you better say fuck me.
you better off just buyin my shit..so you can bump me.- kyro

 

[LIL CEEZ MAKIN GEEZ]

IVE ALWAYS LIKED THIS ONE

Artist: Big L
Album: The Big Picture
Song: Ebonics
FROM OHHLA.COM

Yo, pay attention
And listen real closely how I break this slang shit down

Check it, my weed smoke is my lye
A ki of coke is a pie
When I'm lifted, I'm high
With new clothes on, I'm fly
Cars is whips and sneakers is kicks
Money is chips, movies is flicks
Also, cribs is homes, jacks is pay phones
Cocaine is nose candy, cigarettes is bones
A radio is a box, a razor blade is a ox
Fat diamonds is rocks and jakes is cop
And if you got rubbed, you got stuck
You got shot, you got bucked
And if you got double-crossed, you got fucked
Your bankroll is your poke, a choke hold is a yoke
A kite is a note, a con is a okey doke
And if you got punched that mean you got snuffed
To clean is to buff, a bull scare is a strong bluff
I know you like the way I'm freakin' it
I talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' it

Chorus: repeat (2X)

"Speak with criminal slang" -Nas
That's just the way that I talk, yo
"Vocabulary spills, I'm ill" -Nas

Yo, yo
A burglary is a jook, a woof's a crook
Mobb Deep already explained the meanin' of shook
If you caught a felony, you caught a F
If you got killed, you got left
If you got the dragon, you got bad breath
If you 730, that mean you crazy
Hit me on the hip means page me
Angel dust is sherm, if you got AIDS, you got the germ
If a chick gave you a disease, then you got burned
Max mean to relax, guns and pistols is gats
Condoms is hats, critters is cracks
The food you eat is your grub
A victim's a mark
A sweat box is a small club, your tick is your heart
Your apartment is your pad
Your old man is your dad
The studio is the lab and heated is mad
I know you like the way I'm freakin' it
I talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' it

Chorus (2X)

The iron horse is the train and champaign is bubbly
A deuce is a honey that's ugly
If your girl is fine, she's a dime
A suit is a fine, jewelry is shine
If you in love, that mean you blind
Genuine is real, a face card is a hundred dollar bill
A very hard, long stare is a grill
If you sneakin' to go see a girl, that mean you creepin'
Smilin' is cheesin', bleedin' is leakin'
Beggin is bummin, if you nuttin you comin
Takin' orders is sunnin', an ounce of coke is a onion
A hotel's a telly, a cell phone's a celly
Jealous is jelly, your food box is your belly
To guerrilla mean to use physical force
You took a L, you took a loss
To show off mean floss, uh
I know you like the way I'm freakin' it
I talk with slang and I'ma never stop speakin' it

Chorus (2X)

Yeah, yeah
One love to my big brother, Big Lee
Holdin' it down
Yeah, Flamboyant for life
Yeah yeah, Flamboyant for life

most bangin track ive ever heard R.I.P. BIG L

 

[up2nogood]

Amma cop cocaine and rocket (rock it) like nasa...........get it....???......yall nigga's is lame.........think for a minute let it soak 'n your brain - IVAN the terrible

if bullet's was envelope's you still wouldn't lick shot's - duece (dude posted a freestyle 'n the "flow" forum, thought that was a sick one )

 

[B-Buzz]

you sound gayer than a fag when he says soufle (sp?)- CaNE

pop it like a politican, pop it with the collar missin- that dude that pops the p's in treal t v

Battling me is like listening to G Unit thru your headphones, I put 50 to your brain- Intro

Put the metal in your mouth as if you were wearing braces- Intro

I stack skrill, Im real, you're fiction like Shrek- CaNE

My flows run on so long they grow toes- Lock

 

[tyson]

^^^^That G-unit guote is filthy

 

[tyson]

lets up this one more time

 

[B-Buzz]

Just heard this one...

I'm doomed to hell cause I got touched by an angel and then got a boner- Jared

Im juiced up and poppin corks like Sammy, fishin for Marlins off the coast of Miami- Me

I'll put so many holes in you, you gonna be the new olympic logo- CellSiuz

I dont fucks with it if it dont bare the stamp, Im Thizzlamic, the genie of the lamp- Mac Dammit Man

Hoe shut that shit up, I bet you bring some twigs to a bank, yellin "stick up!"- CellSiuz

You're fuckin with a OG, like the bandit keep it smokey, favorite letters O.Z. green peace hold trees- SavC