I went to the ER the other day for heart problems, and then I realized I've had my fair share of injuries.
I got stitches in my chin when I was little. My brother put shampoo all over the bathroom stall and told me I was Spider-Man and I could climb walls. So without thinking I just jumped onto the shower tub and slide right the fuck off and went to the ER.
I went again when I was 4 cuz I shattered my femur at a playground and had to get in a bodycast and learn to walk all over again.
I got stitches in my chin again in a bike accident. I was on a halfpipe and I started falling back. I did like a half backflip and ended up coming down real hard on some plywood.
I got stitches on my ass from the first and only time I ever skateboarded. I'll leave it at that. The next day I walked out in my yard with an axe and chopped that thing up to shreds.
I dislocated my shoulder my senior year of football during a tackling drill.
I fucked my knees up in a car accident.
I dunno...just wonder what kind of injuries or ER visits you guys have had?
I got stitches in my chin when I was little. My brother put shampoo all over the bathroom stall and told me I was Spider-Man and I could climb walls. So without thinking I just jumped onto the shower tub and slide right the fuck off and went to the ER.
I went again when I was 4 cuz I shattered my femur at a playground and had to get in a bodycast and learn to walk all over again.
I got stitches in my chin again in a bike accident. I was on a halfpipe and I started falling back. I did like a half backflip and ended up coming down real hard on some plywood.
I got stitches on my ass from the first and only time I ever skateboarded. I'll leave it at that. The next day I walked out in my yard with an axe and chopped that thing up to shreds.
I dislocated my shoulder my senior year of football during a tackling drill.
I fucked my knees up in a car accident.
I dunno...just wonder what kind of injuries or ER visits you guys have had?