The Murray mullet!
Hot Spots for Mullet watching
* any local speedway
* unemployment lines
* BIG LOTS
* Taco Bell
* McDonald's
* car shows
* any Latino family reunion
* bowling alleys
* The Nashville Network
The Gary Coleman mullet!
How to Play - Go to any public place and sit down. Then, just begin counting mullets that pass by. When spotting one, yell "Mullet!" while turning your head in the opposite direction, so you cannot be identified.
Object of the Game - To beat own personal and others record scores.
King Mullet!
Beginner's Scoring
First, start off with a mullet, which is worth 5 pts. Mullet accesories follow:
Jeff Gordon apparel - 5 pts. for each item
NASCAR apparel - 5 pts.
Tight jeans - 5 pts.
Smoking cigarettes - 5 pts.
She-mullet - 10 pts. *She-mullet accesories are worth double.
After you have been playing Mullets Per Minute for 3 months, go on to the advanced stage.
The Urkel mullet!
Advanced Scoring
Bullet (Bald Mullet) - 10 pts.
Mullet with fat huss wife - 5 pts.
Mullet with fat huss wife wearing velcro Reeboks and sweatpants - 10 pts.
Mullet with She-mullet woman - 20 pts.
Mullet wearing an official racing jacket - 10 pts.
AC/DC t-shirt - 5 pts.
KISS t-shirt - 5 pts.
Fat Harley mullet with a Skynyrd t-shirt - 15 pts.
*She-bullet wearing leather jacket riding a Honda - 100 pts.
She-bullet wearing a "Girls Rule!" t-shirt - 20 pts.
Mullet riding a motorcycle - 10 pts.
Tucked mullet (mullet tucked into collared shirt) - 5 pts.
Cellular Mullet (mullet with a cell phone) - 10 pts.
Mullet with a Fu Man Chu - 15 pts.
Mini-mullet (beginning of a mullet) - 1 pt.
Junior Mullet (child with a mullet) - 5 pts.
Jerrymull (black person with a mullet) - 20 pts.
Curmull (usually spotted on 1980's sitcoms) - 10 pts.
Jesus Mullet (the bangs "feather" into the mullet) - 15 pts.
Muldget (midget with a mullet) - 20 pts.
Muldget with fat bearded lady wife who beat him up - 90 pts.
