who else thinks that shakira....

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Apr 25, 2002
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MAN FUCK ALL OF THAT
SHE IS FUCKIN DOOOOOSIA...BOUNCE OUT J-LO...SHAKIRA THE NEW ASS...AND AS FAR AS HER VOICE BEING BOOTSY..ITS A LIL ODD ILL GIVE YOU THAT...BUT THATS BECUZ THE BITCH CAN BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH....I DONT CARE IF SHE SOUNDS LIKE A DYING TARADACTOL ILL STILL MARRY THE BITCH...IM SPRUNG FUCK IT I DONT GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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I guess I'm the one to be blamed for her singing voice. Several years ago before she got famous, I made her deep throat my dick. Then she broke up with me because she said I fucked up her vocal cords or some shit.. and now look at the bitch selling records in the U.S!!!!!! If you read her album cover inserts she gives thanks to me. But I still haven't seen a penny for it!!!!:D
 
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GANGSTAEIGHT said:
i'd think so since I got brownMask mad by fuckin a poster of her.

your way out playa. I'd make love to her. I think her voice is sick. It's different and hella sexy. I mean look at britney. Bitch can't sing for shit.

you'd make "love" to her. HAHAHA I'd put it IN HER BUTT. Sex sells. Females if you wanna become a star better learn how to shake that ass. And if you ain't got no ass well then go get to writing that suicide note.

:eek:
 
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Mtown Criminal said:
I DONT CARE IF SHE SOUNDS LIKE A DYING TARADACTOL ILL STILL MARRY THE BITCH...IM SPRUNG FUCK IT I DONT GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmfao, thats real talk right there tho
 

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Apr 25, 2002
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oh dont get me worng... id fuck the shit out of her. i just would get thrown off cause of the dying animal sounds

"ARHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG EEEEEEOOUUUUUUUUUU"
 
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impromp2 said:
I guess I'm the one to be blamed for her singing voice. Several years ago before she got famous, I made her deep throat my dick. Then she broke up with me because she said I fucked up her vocal cords or some shit.. and now look at the bitch selling records in the U.S!!!!!! If you read her album cover inserts she gives thanks to me. But I still haven't seen a penny for it!!!!:D
Ha Ha Very Good!