i'm down as dirt to do that shit IF:
1. she looks good
2. the camel toe is hair free and smooth
3. it don't smell like salmon, or anything else undesirable
4. she shows me the results of her latest STD tests... if it's over a week old, then she can push pebbles
5. she aint smashed around the block a gang of times
6. she just took a shower
if she fails any of the above, then it's sideways to the next pusssssssssssssss